Greetings from Effin' Birds

By Aaron Reynolds

A Tear-Out Postcard Book featuring 100 all-new and as rude as ever Effin' Birds!

Art | Illustrated
278% funded
1448 supporters

Publication date: Summer 2021

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Ever since Effin’ Birds first appeared on social media, fans have been clamouring for a way to deliver these lavishly-illustrated profane messages in the real world. Today is the day that their prayers and DMs are answered: Greetings from Effin' Birds is a book of 100 tear-out postcards, featuring all new birds and all new jokes, plus 100 absolutely true 1 Bird Facts that will help you spot these fine avian creatures in your everyday life.

  • the bewildered gander wants to talk about how fucked everything is
  • the fretful scaup wants to know how long this bullshit is going to take
  • the rational sheldrake is losing its fucking mind over here
  • …and 97 more!


  • 100 new and exclusive postcards.
  • 80 black and white and 20 full colour.
  • High quality paperback book with perforated, tear-out-and-send postcards
  • Full colour dustjacket
  • 152 x 108mm
  • EXCLUSIVE pledge levels, including mugs, prints, and limited-edition art prints.

1 All 100 bird facts are untrue.


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