Greetings from Effin' Birds

By Aaron Reynolds

A Tear-Out Postcard Book featuring 100 all-new and as rude as ever Effin' Birds!

Art | Illustrated
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812 supporters
Writing in progress

Publication date: TBC

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A signed copy, playing cards, mug and pin, plus an extremely rare fancy-ass UK first edition of Effin' Birds: A Guide to Field Identification, with foil-lettered dust jacket and additional uses of the letter “U”. Plus two PDF colouring pages.
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Ever since Effin’ Birds first appeared on social media, fans have been clamouring for a way to deliver these lavishly-illustrated profane messages in the real world. Today is the day that their prayers and DMs are answered: Greetings from Effin' Birds is a book of 100 tear-out postcards, featuring all new birds and all new jokes, plus 100 absolutely true 1 Bird Facts that will help you spot these fine avian creatures in your everyday life.

  • the bewildered gander wants to talk about how fucked everything is
  • the fretful scaup wants to know how long this bullshit is going to take
  • the rational sheldrake is losing its fucking mind over here
  • …and 97 more!

THE EFFIN' BOOK: 

  • 100 new and exclusive postcards.
  • 80 black and white and 20 full colour.
  • High quality paperback book with perforated, tear-out-and-send postcards
  • Full colour dustjacket
  • 152 x 108mm
  • EXCLUSIVE pledge levels, including mugs, prints, and limited-edition art prints.

1 All 100 bird facts are untrue.

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    Aaron Reynolds

    Aaron Reynolds is the Webby Award-honoured author of Effin’ Birds: A Field Guide To Identification, which for seven whole days in 2019 was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Previously he taught software for Apple Inc, wrote about baseball, and was a Santa Claus photographer in the worst mall in Mississauga, a city where they cut down all the trees and named the streets after them. He currently lives in Toronto and is the proud owner of far too many Star Trek uniforms.

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