Hi everyone (I wanted to do a cute waving emoji here but there isn't one available on this system so just imagine it)!

I am very excited to see that I have hit the 300 buyers mark because it means I can reference that Gerard Butler film where all the grubby testosterone-fuelled men run around shouting in their loin cloths and little bits of leather. Annoyingly, now that I'm sitting here to write it I can't even think of a flimsy excuse as to why it should get a mention. 

Oh hang on... grubby testosterone-fuelled men running around and shouting in loin cloths and litle bits of leather. Yep. That's it. No excuse needed.

Hmmmm.

Excuse me everyone, I've got a film to rewatch... 

(Imagine that I've been able to include an amusing aubergine emoji here)