Dear (sort of) valued customer

You may have recently become aware that social media superstar and soon-to-be Loose Women host Becky Holmes now has well over 53,000 followers on Twitter, including some proper celeb-types.

Unfortunately this has rendered her far too busy and important to communicate with any of you, who I now believe she has taken to calling 'those awful smelly plebs'. 

Given the circumstances we believe this to be entirely reasonable and we hope you will join us in congratulating her on being better than any of you.

Best wishes,

Becky's outrageously expensive management team

 

AND NOW HERE'S THE REAL MESSAGE...  

Hi everyone. It's been an absolutely crazy 48 hours for me. I've got lots of new followers and there have also been more pre-orders for the book, which is really exciting and really scary in equal measure. I'm absolutely loving writing but there are always challenges along the way, which I'm learning from. I hope that when it does finally hit the shelves in the year 2087 that your ancestors enjoy it. Oh and I should probably just clear up that I'm not actually the new host of Loose Women. Yet. xx