Things I Learned from Mario's Butt
By Laura Kate Dale
A compendium and critique of the most beautiful, bulbous and downright dangerous video game butts.
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About the book
When it comes to video game character designs, one of the most commonly overlooked aspects is the buttocks. Sure, we might see tweets when a game launches about how nice a female character's big arse is, or we might giggle at GIFs of farts from time to time, but how often do we as lovers of interactive media stop to really think about the meaning of the butt?
How often do we take some time out of our day to really think about the lore implications of Skull Kid from Majora's Mask shaking his booty, and what that tells us about his chances of redemption, or Miranda from Mass Effect, and the fact that her perfect cheeks are actually a sad reminder of her predestined upbringing? Probably not often enough.
As an author, I have dedicated years of my career to the study of posteriors, from the large to the small, the formless to the toned, and in this book I hope to bring the fruits of that research to you. By the time we're done, you should hopefully know the difference between a but that's attractive for attractiveness sake, and one that's actually narratively informative, telling us something of worth about the person it belongs to, or the world it inhabits.
Things I Learned From Mario's Butt is a 40,000 word illustrated coffee table book all about video game character butts. Wedged full of original artwork by Zack Flavin (@FlavinFlve), this book aims to explain why Luigi's butt is so dexterous in Smash Bros., why Ellie in Borderlands 2's butt is the epitome of body positivity, why Miranda in Mass Effect's butt being perfect is actually tragic and upsetting, and so much more.
Featuring interviews with game developers about butts they love and have designed, and guest butt reviews from internet personalities including:
Jim Sterling Zoe Quinn Justin McElroy
PLUS: Brian Altano, Max Scoville, Brentalfloss, Greg Miller, Tim Gettys, Dan Bull, Dodger, Masako X, Little Kuriboh, Alanah Pearce, Cory Barlog, and Stuart Ashen.
This book aims to give you some butts to giggle at, but also some real deep topics that are butt adjacent to contemplate. Butts can be fun, they can be informative, and they can be downright integral to the games we play.
While the book is still being developed, we currently have a number of our reviews planned out, including but not limited to the characters below:
Solid Snake – Metal Gear
Meryl – Metal Gear
Johnny Suzaki – Metal Gear
Mario – Mario Series
Luigi – Mario Series
Wario – Mario Series
Donkey Kong – Mario Series
Link – The Legend of Zelda
Skull Kid – The Legend of Zelda
Sheik – The Legend of Zelda
Ganondorf – The Legend of Zelda
Tingle – The Legend of Zelda
Tracer – Overwatch
D.VA – Overwatch
Widowmaker – Overwatch
Miranda Lawson – Mass Effect
Liara T'Soni – Mass Effect
Uranus – Mass Effect
Juliet Starling – Lollypop Chainsaw
The Bloodborne Game Disc – Bloodborne
Master Chief – Halo
Cortana – Halo
Puker – Dead Space
Poison – Street Fighter
Soldier – Team Fortress 2
Ellie – Borderlands 2
The L Shaped Tetris Block - Tetris
So, with your help and support, let's peak behind the curtain, and get to the bottom of what makes bottoms so important in games.
About the Book
- A full colour, high quality hardback with printed endpapers.
- 201 x 254mm format with head and tail bands.
- 55 original, bespoke illustrations.
- Approximately 160 pages, and 40,000 words.
- Tons of amazing and exclusive pledge levels!
*Book designs and cover are for illustrative purposes and may differ to final design.
A friend and I want to pledge for the signed copy of the book, but shipping is rather expensive. Is it possible to add a 2 signed copies of the book tier to be added?
I can certainly enquire, let me see what can be done.
A friend and I both want a signed copy of the book. Unfortunately (international) shipping is fairly expensive. Is it possible to add a 2 signed copies of the book tier to be added? Would help us out a lot!
I have messaged the folks at Unbound about this, seeing what I can do.
When could we expect this book being delivered?
Hopefully in the spring to summer of 2019, though that will depend on a couple of factors. Art production can't enter full swing until the Unbound funding campaign reaches 100% and we don't know what date that will happen. Once full art production begins, we're estimating safely within four months all the art should be done, and I'd like the text to all be complete within the same window. Assuming we get funded by early November, maybe early March all the text and images should be done. We may have the text and images done sooner, but that's a safe estimation right now. Beyond that the text and images need to be assembled and tweaked by Unbound's editors and in house graphic design team, then it needs to get physically printed, shipped to me to sign, then shipped out to backers, alongside any backer rewards. Beyond this we need to sort ISBN numbers, getting stock sorted to stores, getting press coverage for the formal launch etc. There are a lot of moving pieces. So basically i'd like to be finished with the text and art early in 2019, then a few months of work has to go into getting it ready and out into the world. Hope that answers your question.
If you don't mind me asking, how limited are some of these pledges? I'd like to get a signed hardback but I'm kinda tight on cash at the moment. I hope I can still pledge to it in the next few weeks.
The only pledge levels which are limited in number have been labelled as such, tiers like the custom butt social media avatars, or the select a butt to be reviewed in the book tier. If it's not specifically mentioned to be limited, like the signed hardback, we will have as many available as people want to pledge for. As long as you pledge during the next couple of months while we're live on unbound, you'll be able to get that tier.
Hey there, I’d really like a signed copy of the book however, I noticed that there’s no mention of an ebook copy with that tier. Is that so? I really can’t wait to read this. So glad you got this happening. :)
I believe it’s meant to come with the ebook too, will get that wording updated. Worst case, I have zero problem providing the ebook to anyone who purchases a signed hardback.
How much input does picking a butt involve? Is it purely a nomination and then you research it, or do you want to know why that butt is so special to me?
So, that's entirely up to you. If you nominate a butt i will undoubtedly do lots of research to write about it myself, but always up for hearing why the pledger loves the butt too.
At the time I send this you're sitting at 61%. Congratulations :) Would it be possible to know how much this equates to, or the total amount left to raise? I'm looking at finding platforms to use in the future for my own work, and am interested to know what a realistic figure is when it comes to covering expected costs.
Unbound's comment section is not an appropriate place for me to answer this question, but if you email Laurak@mcmbuzz.com I will happilly provide you some insight into some of the specifics involved.
Is it possible to just pledge money without a reward tier. I have neither the time nor the space for another book in my life, but I want to see you succeed.
The easiest way to do this is to pledge at the ebook only tier, which I believe will give you the option to if you wish pay higher than the default price. This will allow you to pledge money to the campaign and help it reach funding, without you being sent any physical material. At that point, you always have the option of reading the space saving ebook if you ever want :P
Laura I want to upgrade my pleadge to the Butt Print edition becouse i am in love with the skull kid butt picture. I however was wondering if this came with the auto book becouse i am also really wating that as well.
At present no, but I can talk to Unbound about creating a tier that does contain the audiobook as well as the print for you. I will try to sort this soon.
Hi Laura, I love your vision and am super excited for the book! Any updates as to when you expect to ship? Thanks for all of your hard work ... can't wait!
Hey Clark I am just as eager to get a release date locked in as everyone waiting for it to ship. While I can't give a date yet, I can tell you where we are at with production. The book text is finished, and currently going through the editing process. All the art is done, we've gone through it with our lawyers, we have redone a handful of pieces, and now all the art is done. Basically, once the text is cleared, we will start putting together the physical layout mockup, then once that's cleared we can move to makiing the physical book and sorting backer rewards etc. We are progressing really well, and will hopefully have a proper answer RE shipping date soon. I'm sorry I can't give you a more specific thing than that. There's not many steps left before we can print and ship.
I just learned about this — I‘d love to still buy a book.. but I cannot at all it seems?
Where abouts are you based? You should be able top purchase an ebook version in most countries by checking book retailers. The Audiobook and Ebook are available here on Unbound. If you're outside the UK and looking to purchase a physical copy, your best bet is to order one from a UK retailer such as Waterstones. It'll cost a little extra in shipping but it's the best way right now to get a physical copy in a lot of countries.