Hello Bottom lovers! Watching your tellies are you? Addling your brains??

Good! We are sending a quick update in case you missed our love gas on Valentine’s Day. As before, the book is with Unbound who are poring over our pornographic doodlings and deciphering our scrawled messages such as “vzzzbx” and “fick urf you sad pathetic winker.” We hope to have news from Unbound of a planned publication date soon.

While you wait for your Bottom book fix, there was a fantastic documentary on Gold last week called Bottom: Exposed. It’s got lots of interviews and stories from a load of people who worked on the show, including Ade. We also pop up briefly wittering on like girls trying to have a period. It’s well worth a watch! (For Ade and the others, obviously, less so us. We didn’t work on Bottom but we do talk a lot of it!)

Thank you for sticking with us while we finish ourselves and the publication process off. We’re excited for when we will be able to share news of a publication date! You all will be the first to know!

Urgh, I nearly kissed you on the nob then,

Paul, Angela and Mat 

xxx