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The Plagiarist in the Kitchen

Publication date: 06 April, 2017
Status: Published
Book: Hardback
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‘I adore Meades’s book . . . I want more of his rule-breaking irreverence in my kitchen’ New York Times

The Plagiarist in the Kitchen is hilariously grumpy, muttering at us “Don’t you bastards know anything?” You can read it purely for literary pleasure, but Jonathan Meades makes everything sound so delicious that the non-cook will be moved to cook and the bad cook will cook better’ David Hare, Guardian

The Plagiarist in the Kitchen is an anti-cookbook. Best known as a provocative novelist, journalist and film-maker, Jonathan Meades has also been called ‘the best amateur chef in the world’ by Marco Pierre White. His contention here is that anyone who claims to have invented a dish is delusional, dishonestly contributing to the myth of culinary originality.

Meades delivers a polemical but highly usable collection of 125 of his favourite recipes, each one an example of the fine art of culinary plagiarism. These are dishes and methods he has hijacked, adapted, improved upon and made his own. Without assuming any special knowledge or skill, the book is full of excellent advice. He tells us why the British never got the hang of garlic. That a purist would never dream of putting cheese in a Gratin Dauphinois. That cooking brains in brown butter cannot be improved upon. And why – despite the advice of Martin Scorsese’s mother – he insists on frying his meatballs.

In a world dominated by health fads, food vloggers and over-priced kitchen gadgets, The Plagiarist in the Kitchen is timely reminder that, when it comes to food, it’s almost always better to borrow than to invent.

About the Author

Jonathan Meades

Jonathan Meades is the author of

Filthy English, Peter Knows What Dick Likes, The Fowler Family Business, Museum Without Walls

and

Pompey

. These last two were funded and published by Unbound, as was his boxette of postcards,

Pidgin Snaps

. In 2014, he published the first volume of his autobiography,

An Encyclopedia of Myself

. His many films for the BBC include

Abroad in Britain, Meades Eats, Meades on France

and, most recently,

The Joy of Essex

and

Bunkers, Brutalism and Bloodymindedness Concrete Poetry

. In 2015 he is releasing his first vinyl album,

Pedigree Mongrel

, a collaboration with Mordant Music featuring specially-recorded readings from his books.

He also knows about food. For 15 years he was the food critic of

The Times

: he put his mouth where our money was. And he knows the truth about the British gastronomic revolution: he's tried everything once. He knows the human cost of spending three weeks in the Fens or a month in Worcester. He's been served raw bacon on the Isle of Wight and was told he was a fussy eater to have complained. He has eaten at Gannets in Aberystwyth and lived to tell the tale. Despite this gastromatyrdom, he still likes to cook.

The Plagiarist in the Kitchen

is his first cookbook.

jonathanmeades.co.uk



'Meades has been compared, favourably, to Rabelais and, flatteringly, to Swift. The truth is that he outstrips both in the gaudiness of his imagination.'
HENRY HITCHINGS, TLS

'Whatever he is doing and however he is doing it, he will make you think.’
LUCY MANGAN, Guardian

‘A human Enigma machine...Jonathan Meades is the Jonathan Meades of our generation.’
AA GILL

Sceptical, forthright, unbiddable and seriously droll.'
ANTHONY QUINN, Metro

Meades is brainy, scabrous, mischievous and a bugger to pigeonhole: a fizzing anomaly in today's landscape of banality-spouting identikit presenters.'
TIM TEEMAN, The Times

The scope of his ideas, the force of his arguments, the sheer vitality of his sentences: these things come at you like negative ions after a storm, with the result that you soon start to feel an awful lot better –envious but revitalised, too.'
RACHEL COOKE, New Statesman

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