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I AM NOT A WOLF

By Dan Sheehan and Sage Coffey

You are a HUMAN MAN navigating every day life, dating, bus etiquette and other important human concerns. You are definitely NOT A WOLF.

Humour | Illustrated
233% funded
1130 supporters
Published

Publication date: November 2020

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$15 
145 pledges

VEGETARIAN

A copy of the ebook.
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$25  + shipping
477 pledges

HAM

A copy of the first edition hardback, plus the ebook.
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$35  + shipping
116 pledges

BACON

Exclusive, limited edition WOLF badges, only available through this campaign. Plus a copy of the hardback and ebook.
$40  + shipping
147 pledges

SIGNED HAM

A copy of the first edition hardback with a bookplate SIGNED by Dan & Sage, plus the ebook.
$45  + shipping
93 pledges

CHICKEN WING

A copy of the first edition hardback, SIGNED bookplate, and a set of five postcards of Sage's incredible artwork. Plus the ebook.
$50  + shipping
21 pledges

MORE HAM

TWO copies of the first edition hardback and you only pay shipping once. Plus the ebook.
$65  + shipping
94 pledges

TURKEY LEG

A copy of the hardback, SIGNED bookplate, plus an exclusive I AM NOT A WOLF mug, only available through this campaign. Plus the ebook.
$70  + shipping
5 pledges

DOUBLE HELPINGS

TWO copies of the hardback with SIGNED bookplate. Plus the ebook.
$90  + shipping
11 pledges

PORK CHOP

A set of three high quality art prints, plus a copy of the first edition hardback and the SIGNED bookplate.
$110  + shipping
29 pledges

THE WOLF!

A WOLF plushie! A high quality, custom-made, especially for this campaign, WOLF plush. Final design is TBC but it will be based on one of Sage's amazing illustrations, roughly 8" tall, and CUDDLY. A cuddly WOLF! We are advised by the manufacturer that it will not maim or otherwise consume the pledger. Plus a copy of the hardback with SIGNED bookplate, and the ebook.
$125  + shipping
5 pledges

RACK OF RIBS

Ever wanted a pen pal? Well, this is the level for you. The WOLF, using his human proxy Dan Sheehan, will write you a personal, handwritten letter which will be delivered to you door along with a copy of the hardback and a signed bookplate.
$315  + shipping
3 pledges

A WHOLE ROAST DUCK

A copy of the hardback, the signed bookplate, plus Sage will draw a social media AVATAR of you as a wolf. *Limited to 10
$440  + shipping
1 pledge

T-BONE STEAK

Name a character! You get to name a secondary character in the book, could be a co-worker, a hot date or a potential victim. Plus TWO COPIES of the hardback and SIGNED bookplate, the ebook, and your name in the special thanks section at the front of the book. *The name is subject to author approval. **Limited to 5
$1,000  + shipping

A WILD DEER!

Become a super patron. At this level, you get FIVE copies of the hardback and signed bookplate, the postcards, prints, mug, badge, a special version of the handwritten letter, your name in the front of the book in the special thanks section and the overwhelming satisfaction and bragging rights that your contribution made this book happen.

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Life is good. You have a job, an apartment in a nice part of town, and an online dating profile that’s recently yielded as many as three matches. From the outside, it would appear you’re a human man that has all the pieces of a stable and functional life. But you also have a horrible secret. You’re not a human man at all. You're a WOLF.

Assume the role of one of nature’s greatest predators, just barely maintaining a fake identity as a part of the human workforce. Each choice you make in this interactive story is crucial to your survival and, more importantly, your burgeoning graphic design career. Will you navigate water cooler gossip without arousing suspicion? Can you go on a date without bringing up how much you love ham? Or is it perhaps time to throw this human world to the wind and return to the woods from whence you came? These choices and many, many more await you in: I AM NOT A WOLF.

 

 

This book, based on the immensely popular Twitter account @SickOfWolves, puts the reader in complete control of the narrative. From the simple challenges of being a wolf in a human’s world (lack of opposable thumbs, an insatiable desire to feast on fresh meat, etc) to the more existential problems that come with human life (romantic dissatisfaction, wondering if you should flee into the woods, etc) I AM NOT A WOLF makes the reader expect the unexpected as they put it all on the line to protect their lupine secret.

The book will lead the reader through a day in the life of a wolf pretending to be a human man, asking the reader to make choices along the way. These diverging narratives are paired with illustrations from illustrator Sage Coffey, providing an experience equal parts narrative and visual with an estimate word count around 40,000 and at least twenty illustrations accompanying the various choices the reader makes along the way.

 

 

I AM NOT A WOLF holds up a mirror to society and forces us to look at our true nature. It’s a silly, hilarious, and nuanced look at life in an ever-changing society from an outside perspective. It’s about the lies we tell each other and the lies we tell ourselves. It’s also about wolves, which are very cool.

 

 

STRETCH GOALS

As the campaign progresses, we'll be adding some exciting new pledge levels and announcing stretch goals such as:

Exclusive patches!

A WOLF plushie!

A custom-made WOLF coin!

& much more

 

ABOUT THE BOOK

  • B-Format Hardback with head and tail bands.
  • Approximately 224 pages, 40,000 words.
  • Illustrated throughout with original line art.
  • Fantastic pledge levels such as an exclusive NOT A WOLF Mug, the chance to name your own character, prints, badges, signed bookplates and many more. 

 

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$25  + shipping
477 pledges

HAM

A copy of the first edition hardback, plus the ebook.
Buy now
$15 
145 pledges

VEGETARIAN

A copy of the ebook.
Buy now