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Bridget Jones meets Erin Brockovich and Elizabeth Gilbert – wearing a strap on, at a sex party

What is the book about?


Don’t Hold My Head Down is a memoir about sex. It starts with me having a disappointing and drunken wank to internet porn and ends with me having three day long orgasms and taking on the most powerful newspaper in the country. Basically it’s one valiant idiots journey into self-love and empowerment through sex. Bridget Jones meets Erin Brockovich and Elizabeth Gilbert – wearing a strap on, at a sex party.

The bare bones of the story


I have an epiphany.
I’m in my mid thirties and I don’t think I’ve skimmed the top of how amazing sex can be – what have I been doing with my time?!


I make a list.
I want to experience slow sex, different types of orgasm, work out what to do with a penis, be sexual with other women, try some BDSM, go to a sex party, make porn.

I attempt to do the things on the list. Um…would you er, like to try um, you know..with me? GAHHHHH!


I am beset by obstacles and disasters. I hate my body, I hate myself, I am incapable of asking for what I want, I use alcohol for courage, it takes me ages to find someone to practice with, he dumps me after the worst handjob in the world, etc etc etc.


Amazing things happen. I get to know myself, get to quite like myself, discover that I, Lucy-Anne Holmes, person with a pussy am a pleasure machine! I meet some incredible people and it might sound a bit over the top but my life starts to feel like a wonderful, no, magical adventure. I am happier, calmer, and just generally less afraid of everything.



Why am I writing it?


Yes, why am I, Lucy-Anne Holmes, nice convent girl, founder of a campaign to stop pictures of topless women in the paper, writing an explicit memoir. Well, I told some of these anecdotes when I was travelling around the country campaigning and the response was generally a huddle of people afterwards who wanted to talk to me and the word I heard most was inspiring. They would tell me how refreshing it was to hear someone talk so frankly about sex and porn, or ask me how I had managed to learn to actually love my body. If telling this story might inspire just one young woman that she doesn’t have to compare herself to images she sees in magazines, or take part in sex that she feels uncomfortable with or if it inspires her to start a petition and challenge something that makes her feel small. Well, if my story could do that, then I feel it is a story worth telling. Exploring my sexuality has been the most incredible thing I have ever done, I found gold, and now I want to share the treasure.


Why am I crowd funding?

I’ve been lucky enough to have had 4 novels published via the traditional publishing route, but with each book, big compromises had to be made. I had no say on the titles or covers and was told I wasn’t allowed to write about certain subjects. I felt that Don’t Hold My Head Down was a book that I didn’t want to compromise too much on. A watered-down book about female sexuality seemed a bit pointless and I didn’t want cupcakes on covers or a title like ‘Lost Without Him.’ Unbound got this, and most of all they got the book. I am excited to be with them.

Lucy-Anne Holmes is a writer and campaigner. Her last novel Just a Girl Standing In Front of a Boy won the Romantic Novelists Association 'Rom Com of the Year 2015' and she founded the successful No More Page 3 campaign.

She lives in Hertfordshire with her partner and young son.

Chapter 4: Gasping Birds

Now I had thought that there was some magic there….but then this conversation happened.

On the street. Approx 11pm.

Student night. Think Shaun of the Dead, but with drunk teenagers in high shoes lolloping past us.

Me: Do you want to come back to mine?

Him: Er…hmmm…hmmm…I think I should probably stay at mine tonight.

Me: Are you ok?

Him: Yeah…

Me: Quick move over here, that girl looks like she’s going to be…

Him: Urghhh.

Me: Sick.

Him: Thanks.

Me: So, tell me. What’s up?

(a painful pause)

(this pause is really starting to hurt… owwwwww…badly)

Him: I’m just having a few doubts, that’s all.

Me: Oh.

Him: A bit of a wobble.

Me: Um…but well.. us learning tantric sex together, it can’t really happen if one of us doesn’t want to….Can it?

Him: Er..no.

So that was that then.

But it was fine.

In fact it was better than fine. I was the leader of the sexual revolution after all. It was another growth opportunity. I simply smiled and wished him well in a warm and ever so slightly nonchalant manner.

Hmmmmmmm, that’s not quite what happened, is it Lucy?

Well, no, not exactly.. but one day, one day…

So what really happened?

I cried on the street. Then I met some friends. Got drunk. Bought a cheeseburger from a chip van and wailed ‘I feel such a plum’ as I ate it on a step.

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Good news!

Thursday, 17 August 2017

Hello wonderful people!

I just wanted to stop by and update you on the book.

I have completed an early first draft! Whoop!

High five. I thank you.

I call it an early first draft as it is still a bit rubbish, but it’s a starting point on which to build. I haven’t sent it to Unbound just yet, it is currently with some buddies I trust and admire who will tell me where it is particularly crap…

Wahooooo!!!

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Hello! Hello! Hello! *high kick, wiggle

You may have spotted I'm rather jolly this morning!!

Well...that is because...

WE DID IT!! WE MADE 100%! THIS BOOK IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO SO SOOO MUCH for pledging, for sharing and for believing in me and the project.

Now, I just have to finish the manuscript and make it really good so you are proud to have your…

69%

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Good afternoon wonderful people!

How are you diddling? I do hope well.

I am thrilled to say that I am 69% funded! Yes, yes, I know what you are thinking but that isn’t the only reason why this is exciting….it is exciting because the good people at Unbound tell me that no one has got to 70% and not made it. We are so close!

Also, rather wonderfully, I was interviewed about the project by industry…

An update about my sex book

Sunday, 30 April 2017

Hello kind people who have supported my sex book!

First of all, I am very sorry it has taken me TWO YEARS to get in touch. But you see they were a very busy two years, with an awful lot going on, so I had to put 'crowdfunding my sex book' on the back burner for a wee while. There were my two very poorly parents (thankfully doing really well now) there was a birth (cor blimey, that was a bit full…

Hello Shed People!

Thursday, 9 April 2015

Ooo I'm a bit excited to be writing in my Shed!

Apologies for it taking me so long to get acquainted with this space and to pop up and say a massive and really heartfelt thank you to you all for supporting this project.

In excuse of my terrible tardiness, things have been a bit busy of late. Page 3 went, then reappeared, but now thankfully seems to be really properly gone. Boom! I wrote a little…

Philip Stewart
Philip Stewart asked:

Does love come into it?

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hi Philip!
Yes, it certainly does.

Eddie Marshall
Eddie Marshall asked:

Lucy Anne, thank you for being brave enough to want to tell your story. I think it is fascisinating. Even as a Heterosexual man I think have a lot to learn from women like yourself. I am proud to support the book and hope its publication will inspire women to be more confident sexually and help them stand up for the respect they deserve. Good luck with the project. I truly think you are brilliant! Men can be such b*stards towards women but it doesn't have to be that way. What you are doing with this book and the No More Page 3 Campaign will, I hope, go a long way to rectifying the inequality and disrespect that is meated out on women. I, for one, don't feel this has any place in the 21st Century! I wish you all the good luck in the world. You are an inspirational woman! Sorry that is not a question and more a rambling comment!

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

oh wow, Eddie, I'm so touched by your kind post. Thank you :)

Veronica Morgan
Veronica Morgan asked:

What's the chapter structure? Sort of thematic, or chronological, or pieces of advice?

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hi Veronica,
Good question!!
Currently it's mainly chronological, with the feel hopefully being of a friend telling you a story, but deviating off here and there for a rant or to impart some info.
That is the plan I'm working with at this first draft stage anyway.

Brian Taylor
Brian Taylor asked:

Alternative title - or sequel: Let Go of My Ears: I Know What I'm Doing

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Ha! That is brilliant (sorry! just saw this!!)

Norah Myers
Norah Myers asked:

Hi Lucy Anne,

I write for BookMachine and I would love to interview you about your experience with Unbound. May I?

All best,
Norah

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hello Norah!
If you are still keen I would love to do this!
I have nearly finished a first daft of the book and am relaunching the campaign to get to 100% (and beyond) with Unbound.

Jade Eve Foxall
Jade Eve Foxall asked:

You are my favourite author. Your rom-com books are all i need to make me laugh until i snort at any time in the day! You say things the way they are and it's something i've always failed to do. I'm a creative writing student (it's not what i want to be but it's something i've enjoyed) and you made me realise what kind of writer i want to be. You make things seem so real, in your books, and it makes me feel like there's someone who completely gets me. Sex is also something i've worried about, being a young adult, the expectations, insecurities, what's expected of me in this society and i know that once i read Don't Hold My Head Down, i'll have all the confidence i need, you make me feel better about myself and i know this isn't a question but i just needed to say thank you and good luck. You're bloody brilliant.

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hello Jade, I'm a bit speechless by your lovely post. Thank you so much. X

Rebecca Quinn
Rebecca Quinn asked:

Hi Lucy-Anne,
I'm studying Fashion Communication at Northumbria, I'm focusing my dissertation on 'Is Nudity Acceptable in Fashion Publications in 2015?'
Examples of high end publications such as LOVE and Vogue which both use explicit nudity, in comparison to The Sun and Zoo...Do you think context has anything to do with how they 'get away' with it?
You are so admirable, I would love your view!
Thank you!

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hi Rebecca,
So I am two years late in responding to this. I am so sorry! I hope the dissertation went well!

Jane Elmor
Jane Elmor asked:

Hi Lucy - no question - just wanted to say good for you! Good for everyone! Jxxx

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hurrah to this! Thank you! X

Prue Nichols
Prue Nichols asked:

Lucy I loved the sample chapter you shared. You are such an inspiration. Keep writing - the world needs you.

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Ooo thank you! Feeling a bit warm and fuzzy now. X

Maj Ikle
Maj Ikle asked:

Im writing an explicit memoir and am worried about violent/creepy/friend loss reactions, have you had any bad reactions?

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hi Maj!
Luckily, no! Not yet at least. In fact I was just thinking earlier today how much I like discussing sex and sexuality and feel really privaleged how often people then share their experiences and vulnerabilities with me.
Good luck with yours!

Henrietta Heald
Henrietta Heald asked:

Hi Lucy-Anne
I am another Unbound author and I came across your book by chance. I was really impressed by the video and have made a pledge. Hope to meet you some day.
Good luck with everything, Henrietta
https://unbound.com/books/magnificent-women

Lucy-Anne Holmes
Lucy-Anne Holmes replied:

Hi Henrietta!!
THANK YOU!!
I admire yours too! All the best with it. Yes, it would be wonderful to meet.
Perhaps Unbound could have an authors soiree!!
(I will definitely be pledging for yours when I am a little richer, it is very much on my radar) x

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