Hello there craythurs and I hope youser all well since the last time we spoke, and my sincerest apologies for not being in touch but the house fell on Gertie and we were expecting a delivery of As Nature Intended (100 bales) for Buddy Rudden, a customer who's been coming in here for years, and has recently taken bad with the yalla jaundies, that would be 'jaundice' for all you who live in the UK. Well things have been very busy haven't they since we first started seling Pogueys in the shop, but not haf busy enough as we are still only at 63%.
So, considering that half of what you subscribe will go to Gertie's 'House Accident Fund' I think it would be a good idea for either existing subscribers to RECRUIT A SUBSCRIBING FRIEND, yes JUST ONE, and persuade them to slap down one or two big ones. Because if this does happen Gertie snf myself can sell up and get out the frig of Currabawn where nothing ever happens bar the odd civic guard riding his bike and whistling 'Dixie' - not that he even does that since the 'Lockdown'.
So-go on, get recruiting like Lord Kitchener in the old times:'Yes! You! Subscribe!' so as me and my sister can go off to the Bahamas.
Did you ever see Crab Key? That was a good one. Good evening Mr Bond - except of course it's me and Gertie that it is underneath the mango tree!
So, put that in you drum, Largo and bang it!
God bless you all.
Gertie and myself out of the shop(I forget my name) EMULATE LORD KITCHENER - GET OUT THERE AND SUBSCRIBE!