Pinch, punch, first of the month

Thanks to all those lovely supporters who've dragged themselves away from the mincepies and the awful telly to pledge their support for my book. I don't deserve it. No, really I don't. Well, maybe I do. A bit. It's only the first day of the New Year and already we're up to 6%. What happens next? The video, that's what. The film crew and I have been green-screening and CGI-ing like mad (not really, more like two of us filming on my phone) and hope to bring you my unbelievable performance before too long. Happy New Year pledgers and all those about to pledge!