I am approaching Zero Hour …. when I pull the trigger and launch my first novel into the ether.

I am up to the balls of my eyes right now, getting things ready: preparing artwork, recording music, filling envelopes full of goodies. If you have signed up for a pledge involving drinks, chats, masterclasses and nights out on the rock and roll beat, then expect to hear from me very soon. Most of the pledge levels are closed now but if you still want to get your mitts on the first and exclusive Unbound edition of #Zero, you have a couple of weeks. Pledges start going out mid-March.

And in amongst all of this I have been writing every week in the Telegraph about pop culture at its finest and most vacuous, I got into a Twitter flame out about misogyny and art and the repercussions of #MeToo on rock and roll and I have been filming documentaries about the lethal dangers of 21st Century Fame, all of which feed into the subject matter of my book. I have never bought the notion that truth is stranger than fiction … but they do seem to blur into one another sometimes...