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A freewheeling treatise on art, punk rock, business studies, existential despair and how economics can help us to do everything ourselves and survive the information age

Digital

32 pledges

E-book edition and your name in the back of the book

Paperback

26 pledges

1st edition paperback book, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book

Digital Complete Edition (No Shipping Charges)

E-book, digital endnotes, access to In Progress Podcast Feed featuring writing updates, audio from interviews with the book’s subjects and more and a 3D PC game featuring a digital recreation of a Fridge Magnet that you can look at from all angles and affix to a digital fridge

Complete Edition

17 pledges

Signed Paperback First Edition + Digital Endnotes + Access to In Progress Podcast Feed featuring writing updates, audio from interviews with the book’s subjects and more + ‘Your Art Is Worthless’ Fridge Magnet.

Audiobook Complete Digital Edition (No Shipping Charges)

Digital Complete Edition, plus audiobook read by the author in the digital format of your choice

Audiobook Complete Edition

1 pledge

Complete Edition + Audiobook read by the author in the digital format of your choice.

New Art Edition

5 pledges

Audiobook Complete Edition + Patron Status: Be listed as a Patron in the front of the book + An original EP to download with chapters from the book rewritten as folk songs and performed by The Indelicates.

Catch Up Edition

Audiobook Complete Edition + Patron Status: Be listed as a Patron in the front of the book + I’ll send you all five digital albums by my band, The Indelicates.

Completist Edition

Audiobook Complete Edition + Patron Status: Be listed as a Patron in the front of the book + Original EP + 5 Digital Indelicates Albums + any digital download you want from our back catalogue.

Participator Edition

Completist Edition + Limited Edition A3 Art Print + A Bespoke Recording of Any Song You Like, No Matter How Inappropriate + I’ll interview you as part of my research into crowdfunding audiences and release our conversation as part of the supporters podcast feed.

+ 40p per mile from Brighton - Super Special Lecture Edition

Completist Edition + I’ll deliver a lecture with a Q&A session to your class, group or other form of audience about Economics, The Music Business, Scarcity, Adding Value and DIY. (Pay £350 now, mileage to be settled when we make arrangements)

+ 40p per mile from Brighton - Super Special Album Edition

Completist Edition + Super Special Edition Album: Julia Indelicate and I will come to wherever you’d like, play a greatest misses set, record it, then sign a contract transferring ownership of the recording to you; thereby creating a live album limited edition of one. (Pay £350 now, mileage to be settled when we make arrangements)

Total Perspective Vortex Edition

1 pledge

I will develop a Virtual Reality app for your android smartphone that places you alone in an infinite universe surrounded by signs pointing out how worthless your art is and I’ll give you a Your Art Is Worthless branded Cardboard VR viewer to view it with.

Financial Submissives Edition

I will say ‘thanks honey’ on twitter and possibly send you a picture of my feet if you’re a very good boy. You don’t even get a copy of the book. You don’t deserve one.

How To Sell It Anyway Consultation

I’ll meet with you to help you work out how you can design your crowdfunding campaign, release your art to the public and add value to your art in a post-scarcity world. Can be a group workshop or a one-to-one session.

My Dignity Edition

Completist Edition + You may flick my face.

Corporate Edition

I will deliver a talk to your company, placing my experience of surviving in a market with huge supply, flatlining demand and a pressing need to add value by the manufacture of scarcity into an engaging and relatable context illustrated by the story of my life as a participant in and observer of the business of Rock’n’Roll.

Total Sell Out Edition

Completist Edition + I’ll tweet enthusiastically 30 times in favour of any political position you want me to.

Leave Me Alone, I Am Sick of Hearing About Your Stupid Crowdfunding Campaign Edition

Completist Edition + I will not mention this bloody book or any of this stupid pledge rubbish again on any social media until the funding period finishes.