We're delighted to tell you that we've hit the big four-oh - 40% funded at last.

Thanks so much to everyone who has pre-ordered a copy of Fatberg - we couldn't have got this far without you. 

Some of the characters from our fictional Crawley Writers' Group have been threatening to add their own voices to the commemoration of this important psychological milestone. We can only apologise in advance. 

By the way, you can follow more of the groups unreal exploits via their own Twitter account - https://twitter.com/CrawleyGroup 

Thanks again!

Martin, Alex and Dan