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In 2015/16, New Mills AFC went an entire season without winning a game. In 2016/17, they let one of the UK’s most underappreciated comedians tag along for the ride.

Digital

5 pledges

The ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Hardback

17 pledges

Limited edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Signed

Signed limited edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Signed & Dedicated

Signed and personally dedicated limited edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

New Mills AFC Shirt

A Millers' replica home kit, plus signed limited edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Picture Perfect

A beautiful limited edition prints of New Mills AFC in action taken by photographer James Lobley (choose from 3 options), plus signed limited edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Launch Party

1 pledge

An invite to the book's launch party at New Mills AFC, a beautiful limited edition prints of New Mills AFC in action taken by photographer James Lobley (choose from 3 options), plus signed limited edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Church Lane

Come to a New Mills game with the authors including VIP treatment (non-League style!) and take home a home shirt. Plus an invite to the book's launch party at New Mills AFC, a signed hardback and your name in the back of the book.

VIP Pledger

Everything at the Church Lane level, plus 140 characters in the back of the book to put your own printed personal message into this limited first edition.

Stand-up in your living room

Everything at the VIP level, plus plus a live stand-up gig in your living room.

Banner advert

Everything at the Stand-up level, plus a banner advert at Church Lane for a whole season.