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In 2015/16, New Mills AFC went an entire season without winning a game. In 2016/17, they let one of the UK’s most underappreciated comedians tag along for the ride.

Digital

8 pledges

The ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Paperback

27 pledges

Limited edition paperback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Add Your Own Word

Everything at Paperback level plus you can choose one word which I will seamlessly weave somewhere into the 80,000 or so already written. Ever thought there should be more 'asparagus' in Sports Non-Fiction? Now's your chance...
Numbers limited

New Mills AFC Shirt

2 pledges

A Millers' replica home kit, plus signed limited edition paperback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Picture Perfect

1 pledge

A beautiful limited edition prints of New Mills AFC in action taken by photographer James Lobley (choose from 3 options), plus limited edition paperback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Subs Bench

Five copies of the book at Add Your Own Word level at a reduced rate. Enough to keep your bench busy until at least half-time.

Launch Party

1 pledge

An invite to the book's launch party at New Mills AFC, a beautiful limited edition prints of New Mills AFC in action taken by photographer James Lobley (choose from 3 options), plus limited edition paperback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Church Lane

Come to a New Mills game with the authors including VIP treatment (non-League style!) and take home a home shirt. Plus an invite to the book's launch party at New Mills AFC, a signed paperback and your name in the back of the book.

First XI

Eleven copies of the book at Add Your Own Word level at a reduced rate. Enough to keep the First Team busy in between games.

VIP Pledger

Everything at the Church Lane level, plus 140 characters in the back of the book to put your own printed personal message into this limited first edition.

Squad Goals

Twenty-three copies of the book at Add Your Own Word level at a reduced rate plus a 140-character dedication in the book. Tell your squad what they mean to you.

Stand-up in your living room

Everything at the VIP level, plus plus a live stand-up gig in your living room.

Banner advert

Everything at the Stand-up level, plus a banner advert at Church Lane for a whole season.