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One Step Ahead

Thursday, 17 May 2018

Cover wrap

Well, it's taken a goodly while, but the paperback version of 'Why Did the Policeman Cross the Road' is due to hit the shops on 12th July. Although you probably won't recognise it.

We had some issues with the hardback and where it was displayed in bookshops. Some put it in law. Some put it in biography. One even put it in humour (they thought it was a joke book). So me, Unbound, and Penguin Random…

Introducing ... Borrowed

Monday, 18 September 2017

Hello all.

Just a short, sharp shedpost (Is it called a shed anymore? I must check) about a project that I'm involved with that, with your help, will be published by Unbound.

Borrowed is a short story collection featuring contributions from Unbound authors Shona Kinsella, Ian Skewis, Claire Patel-Campbell, Lou Allison, Paul Holbrook, Elena Kaufman, Erinna Mettler and me. 

ALL royalties…

End of an era

Tuesday, 8 November 2016

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Hello Shedders!

It's been a while since I've had a mooch about in this shed as new projects have demanded my attention. But this does seem the best place in which to mark the end of an era.

In 1967, a big muddy field that had once been part of the wartime RAF Hendon site in North London, admitted a bunch of bulldozers and lorries to begin building work. Over the next year or so, what they constructed…


Sunday, 21 August 2016

My TEDx talk is now online. And here it is! 

Let's do Launch

Friday, 15 July 2016


We had a nice little book launch party this week at the Narrow Boat Pub in Islington. The man who commissioned the book, Mat Clayton said a few words. Then I said a few more words. Then we drank wine and beer and I thanked people for not only making the journey to be there (one came from France!) but also to say thank you for pledging at the Launch Party level. Every penny helps to get a book to 100…

Chicken (News)Feed

Monday, 20 June 2016

I did a TEXDx talk on Saturday in Clapham, London, in which I talked about some of the content of this book. Once I have a link to the video, I'll post it here in the shed.

Meanwhile, I was doing some research for a QI podcast today and suddenly something caught my eye ... a headline that read Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road? posted on The Namibian newspaper website. Thinking it might be a…

June Update

Thursday, 16 June 2016

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Hello Shedders!

I can't begin to tell you how nice it is to finally see the book out in the shops AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU GUYS of course! YOU made it happen with your pledges. Be proud of yourselves. I'm proud of you certainly and hugely indebted. It's very tough for a non-celeb to get a toe-hold in the publishing world these days but, thanks to the philanthropy of people like Unbound subscribers…

They think it's all over ... it is now!

Wednesday, 18 May 2016

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I launched this book on the 30th June 2014, 687 days ago. And tomorrow it's offiially unleashed upon the word.

The books are in the process of being despatched to subscribers and they look gorgeous. Unlike the trade editions that are starting to turn up in shops already, the subscriber editions have better paper, gold embossing, a stitched bookmark and gorgeous endpapers by cover artist Michael…

So close you can smell it!

Thursday, 5 May 2016

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Ladies and gents! The books have started to arrive from the printers and they look 136 kinds of awesome. I'm very, very happy with the finished product. And this (in photo) is just the standard edition! You subscribers will have foil embossing, beautifully illustrated end papers, better paper stock and everything. I'm told they will start being posted out very very soon!

It's been a long, hard…

A visit to the Monopoly board

Sunday, 10 April 2016

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Hello Shedfolk!

The final proofs have just been checked and, barring a few small last-minute edits, the book will be at the printers shortly. May 19th is so close now that I can smell it.

This week I attended the launch party for Dr Sue Black OBE's book Saving Bletchley Park at Waterstones on Piccadilly in London. It was an event tinged with nostalgia for me because the building used to be Simpson…

How bad design causes bad behaviour #1: The Desire Line

Tuesday, 5 April 2016

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I went to the Oxford Literary Festival yesterday to do a double-header talk with Dr Sue Black OBE about her new book Saving Bletchley Park (to which I contributed some historical stuff).

My journey involved using the brand new Oxford Parkway train station adjacent to the Water Eaton Park and Ride area. The station itself isn't too badly designed; it's outside that the problems occur as you wait…

Technology meets Philanthropy

Sunday, 20 March 2016

A poster that accepts credit cards - to help some of the world's poorest and most-in-need people. Genius.


Nearly there!!!

Saturday, 19 March 2016

The final manuscript has now been delivered to Unbound. Proofreading is done, photo permissions are sorted and we're just about ready for the printers. Excitements!

Thank you for being so patient - the book is very nearly here!


Now here's a fantastic example of clever thinking and great customer service from Dutch airline KLM…

They think it's all over - it so nearly is ...

Thursday, 10 March 2016

I'm currently doing last minute things like sorting out photo permissions and checking through the typeset manuscript for Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road? It's looking great! I'm very proud of this book and Unbound have done a splendid job with the design, layout, artwork etc. as I knew they would.

If you're one of my lovely subscribers, you'll be getting an email today or tomorrow asking…

My middle name is Nostradamus ...

Friday, 4 March 2016

08 rough sleeper

Hello Shedders

Well, the book is currently being typeset, photos and permissions are being sorted and all is well with the world. Barring nuclear war, zombie apocalypse or leaves on the line, the book is on schedule for its May release date.

And, in this past fortnight, I've been delighted to read that one of the theoretical social solutions I argue for in one of the chapters has become an exciting…

No one ever got sent on a linear thinking course

Saturday, 20 February 2016

Last Autumn I was honoured to be invited to do a TEDx talk at the UK IPO (Intellectual Property Office) in Newport, Wales. I was sharing the stage with: 

Alex Aiken - Executive Director for Government Communications,  

Alex Drummond - Activist, academic, artist, photographer and Cognitive Behavioural Psychotherapist.

Andy Green - Expert on creativity, public relations strategy, brand and…

February Update

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

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Hey lovely shedfolk

I got the book back from the copyeditor yesterday. Thankfully, there were only a few notes and queries and I don't need to do much work in terms of editing (Yay!). I've also had the results of two proofreaders back so my job this week (in between everything else I have to do) is to go through the manuscript, make the necessary amendments and corrections and then submit the final…

Recycling in the (paper) bag

Friday, 22 January 2016

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Epson have unveiled a clever way to cut the amount of waste paper produced by businesses - invest in a PaperLab.

Okay, it's not a small machine. And it isn't very pretty. But you feed old used paper in one end and out of the other comes clean usable recycled paper.What's more, you can set the colour, size and the thickness too. Incredibly it takes The PaperLab just three minutes to do this…

It's a cover up!

Friday, 15 January 2016

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We have a cover! We have a very sexy cover. I'm so very excited by it. (Click on it to see a larger version)

I'm also excited by the cover quote that Dubner very kindly supplied after he'd read my final draft. I hope that it helps get the book out there among the public in May.

And when it does, remember that YOU BRILLIANT BOYS AND GIRLS MADE IT HAPPEN!

I cannot express my gratitude enough…

Speakin' like a Freak

Tuesday, 5 January 2016

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2016 kicked off with rain, rain and a bit more rain. But, just before the New Year we had a gloriously sunny Bank Holiday Monday and it coudn't have been better timed.

On that day I met up with Stephen J Dubner - co-author of the mega-bestselling Freakonomics books - in London to talk about policing, crime and this book, Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road? that you, dear shed visitor, have helped…

December Round Up

Saturday, 19 December 2015

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Hello lovely shedfolk!

Before I do my final round up of the year, I just want to take a moment to say something serious about loneliness. 

Many years ago, I was a milkman. Or a milkboy. Anyway, whatever the term is for a young lad who did all the running up hills and long flights of steps to deliver milk to people's doorsteps while the milkman sat in the milk float having a fag. This was in…

And ... we're done!

Sunday, 13 December 2015

A couple of shedposts ago (4th November) I was celebrating the fact that I'd just finished the edit of the first draft of Why Did The Policeman Cross the Road?

I then passed it to my editor for comments and he sent it back.

I have just spent a week completing the second edit and the finished book reads really well I think :)

It's now time for a break but, as soon as we're all back to work…

November Round Up

Saturday, 28 November 2015


Hello Shedfolk!

Here's a round-up of news and some problem solving interestingness from the past month.

I'm conscious of the fact that I've been a bit too active in my shed of late and have been bombarding you with great stories. There's just too much good stuff not to share! So I've taken it back to a monthly thing. You can still expect some brilliant stories though.

Like the cup designed…


Wednesday, 4 November 2015

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It's 2.02am on Wednesday 4th November 2015 and I've just finished an epic edit of the first draft of Why Did The Policeman Cross the Road?

My first draft was 602 pages long and consisted of 170,708 words.

This newly completed second draft is now 341 pages long and has 96,297 words.

I've pretty much removed an entire book from the book!

But now it flows better, there's no padding or waffle…


Saturday, 31 October 2015

A great little video from Thames Valley Police explaining consent by comparing it with making tea. Very clever.

Quickies #2

Sunday, 25 October 2015


A quick round-up of things that have caught my eye this week.

Following a previous shedpost discussion about signs and how to communicate, how about this for a slice of strangely pleasing information:

It translates as: 'All posters except posters about posters being prohibited are prohibited.'

(Found via @ArchedEyebrowBR on Twitter)

The next little gem relates to an interesting and…

Futureproofing the Writing on the Wall

Monday, 12 October 2015

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It is some time in the future. Mankind has travelled out to the nearest stars. And, on a long dead planet, our astronauts have found evidence of a once great culture. As they explore the ruins of an ancient city they discover a huge locked door covered in curious symbols and glyphs. What do they mean? Should our intrepid explorers attempt to gain entry? What were the aliens trying to tell us?

How to Crowdfund a Book. Or anything else.

Sunday, 11 October 2015

I recently wrote a short series of pieces about my crowdfunding journey which were published on Here they are, if it's something that interests you:

Part 1: Bloodied but Unbound: My route to crowdfunding

Part 2: Large helpings of innovation, fun and perseverance

Part 3: The social side of selling, selling, selling your project

I hope it helps some of you!




Looks like Reindeer

Sunday, 11 October 2015

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QI returns to your screens very shortly (this Friday October 16th) and I can tell you that it's another great series. It's an utter joy to work on the show and I oversaw the scripts - such as they are (the panel kind of write the script in real time) - for two episodes this year.

I was reminded a few days ago of a great problem solving story that we featured back in the L series last year. It concerned…

It's Easy Being Green

Friday, 2 October 2015

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A little while ago, my mate Robert 'Kryten' Llewellyn crowdfunded a trilogy of utopian sci-fi novels here, with Unbound. News from Gardenia, News from the Squares and News from the Clouds are all witty, uplifting and optimistic stories and I urge you to read them.

Gardenia, the first, is particularly interesting for me becuse it depicts a future where we get it right; where energy is free and clean…

Cover Up!

Thursday, 1 October 2015


We have a cover for Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road? Yay!

Or, rather, the illustration for the cover. It's by the ever excellent Michael Kirkham and it looks like this (click on the image to see a larger version):

I like it a lot. Although, if I'm honest, I'm not keen on the font (we're looking at alternatives) and the strapline is a placeholder - it needs some work yet. I particularly…

But did it cure a fear of heights?

Thursday, 24 September 2015

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My good chum Chris Wild - better known these days as The Retronaut - first brought these delightful inventions to my attention. As problem solving solutions go - not one of the best.

'In the late 19th century, doctors began recommending that parents in urban apartments regularly expose their children to fresh air', he writes. 'It was believed this would strengthen the child’s immune system…

It's not about the money, money, money

Thursday, 24 September 2015


Now ... how would you feel if a book reviewer said this about your latest offering:

'Do not read this book; do not sully yourself with it, no matter how temptingly brief it seems. All those who shepherded it to print should hang their heads in shame, for it’s hard to imagine anything this bad has been put between covers by anyone other than a vanity publisher. It is an unpolished turd of a book…

Freakin' Awesome

Thursday, 17 September 2015

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I'm sure you've heard of Freakonomics.

It all started with a 2005 book by economist Steven D Levitt and journalist Stephen J Dubner called Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything. If you've not read it, please do so; it's brilliant. What Levitt and Dubner do is strip away the hype, the spin, the rhetoric and the polemic to reveal the statistical evidence at the heart…

What's your poison?

Thursday, 17 September 2015

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I'm reading a really interesting book at the moment by Kathryn Harkup called A is for Arsenic: The poisons of Agatha Christie. It's a fascinating insight into Christie's life, both as a chemist and as an author and is peppered with facts about various toxins and the murderers who used them, both in her novels and in real life.

Reading the chapter on arsenic reminded me of this story of great…

Yet another update

Sunday, 13 September 2015

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I popped into Unbound's offices in London on Friday to chat to Phil, my editor. Things are going along very nicely - both he and I will be spending the next few weeks going through my first draft and whittling out the 'excess baggage'. To be honest, neither of us believe that there's anything in the book that should be 'lost'. However, the book is too long and needs streamlining. Whatever we chop…

A little bit of politics can go a long, dangerous, way

Sunday, 13 September 2015

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It’s been a very political week hasn’t it? The announcement of Jeremy Corbyn as the new Labour leader has been met with some extraordinary reactions. On the one hand, both David Cameron and Conservative HQ tweeted the stark and, frankly, near paranoid sounding warning that ‘The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security’. However, at the…

A tomb with a problematic view

Friday, 11 September 2015

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Some problems are bigger than others. For instance, how do you solve the problem of carbon dioxide damage to an ancient tomb when millions of visitors want to walk around inside it every year?

That was the problem faced by Egypt's cultural organisations. Tutankhamen's tomb is one of the country's most popular tourist sites but its very popularity is its downfall. The tomb was made to last for all…

Quickies #1

Wednesday, 9 September 2015

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I'm always finding interesting examples of problem solving - some more successful than others. Here are some I've come across recently.

No, not a new character from 'Adventure Time' but a genuine 1920s full face swimming mask to protect ladies' delicate skin from the damage caused by harsh sunlight. And not at all mildly terrifying. Seeing it reminded me of another innovation in masks, namely…

Dude, where's my Book?

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

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Hello shedfolk.

Here's a quick update on things. As mentioned in several previous posts, one of the more interesting challenges associated with crowd-funding a book is managing your subscribers' natural impatience and, occasionally, their disappointment. It takes a fair amount of time to get a book from idea to physical reality and, unlike traditional publishers where the first you hear of a book…

No Butts

Friday, 4 September 2015

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I got sent this image today by Daniel John Bennett who saw me speak recently at the London Behavioural Economics Meetup.

He contacted me via Twitter, saying: 'Good nudge to stop littering, or bad nudge as it potentially changes perception of smoking to be cool/interactive?'

It's an interesting question isn't it? My gut reaction is to champion anything that stops smokers dropping their butts…

Odd Behaviour

Saturday, 22 August 2015

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The media recently had a field day with an initiative by Leicester Police. Here's how SKY News reported it:

'A police force fully investigated attempted burglaries only at homes with an even number in a bid to see how they could save money.'

And the Daily Telegraph:

'Police only investigate attempted burglaries at even-numbered homes - A trial scheme in Leicestershire meant that people…

Happy little clouds - Unhappy little hairstylists

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

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You all know Bob Ross, right? He of The Joy of Painting, the happy little trees and that incredible 'fro. Well, it turns out it wasn't natural. Bob had it permed that way. ON PURPOSE. And as a great example of problem solving.

Here's the story, as it was told on Mental Floss recently:

'Back in the early ‘80s, Ross was embarking on his new career as a painter and instructor after serving…


Thursday, 23 July 2015

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A busy few weeks. In fact, a madly busy few weeks that took in tortoise-sitting in Wales, a talk to Behavioural Economists, co-hosting a charity auction with a Doctor Who, the last few Museum of Curiosity recordings, the Cornbury Festival and some novel writing.

Lily the tortoise in her prison cell. And prison shell.

Colin the Time Lord. Not sure…

Cornbury Festival 2015

Sunday, 12 July 2015

Yesterday (Saturday) I spent a fantastic day manning the QI and Unbound tent at Cornbury and meeting some extraordinary people.

You can read my account of it (and look at photos) here.

Tag Nabbit!

Thursday, 9 July 2015

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Do you use notebooks? I use notebooks. Lots of notebooks. And I always have a bunch on the go at once.

And I have shelves of used ones, all packed with ideas and notes for stories, TV shows, songs, artwork, poems. And, here's the thing, they're almost impossible to make use of because NOTHING IS INDEXED! So, trying to find a particular scribbled note about a character…

Photo Wishlist

Tuesday, 7 July 2015

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As the photography competition idea didn't work, I'm just going to create a list here of photos/photo montage images that I'd like to get hold of and see what comes in.

Any photos used in the published book will be clearly credited with the photographer's/submitter's name.

Any images chosen for use in the book will remain the copyright of the person submitting the image and…

No Photographs

Monday, 6 July 2015

Well, the deadline has come and gone and, three weeks after launching the first in an intended series of photography competitions (see here), I've had exactly no entries whatsoever.

Which is disappointing.

I will have to rethink the idea I guess.

I think what I might do is simply post a list of images I'd like but which I can't get myself.

And, meanwhile, I'll go shoot the rest.


The Case of the Creeping Fox Terrier Clone

Friday, 3 July 2015


A couple of posts back I talked about the importance of verifying data and periodically checking (monitoring) to see if data is still current. Craig Lewis then posted this reply (I'll put it here to save you hunting for it):

'I was doing research for a conference presentation a couple of years ago and came across a publication from a pan-European research group naming popular websites among…

They think it's all over ... it is now (almost)

Monday, 29 June 2015

It's 3.15am on a Monday morning and I've just typed the final full stop of the first draft of WDTPCTR. What started as an idea eight years ago has now taken, if not physical form, digital form at least.

The book is written, all 600 pages and 172,000 words of it. Phew. I'm so tired I swear I can smell colours.

I set myself a deadline that I'd deliver the book to my editor on July 1st and I stand…

Check please!

Thursday, 25 June 2015


Yesterday I had a discussion with an old friend - an analyst - about the problems of 'garbage in garbage out'; that if you provide duff information, don't expect to get back good analysis and useful recommendations. I'm currently writing the very last chapter of the book and the subject is evaluation. It's kind of hard to make such dry subjects as monitoring, assessement and review interesting, but…

Booky Update

Tuesday, 23 June 2015

Hello Shedfolk!

I got the latest figures back from Unbound today and there have been no new pledges for a month now so it looks like 103% is a final total. And a damned fine total it is too! I can never really thank you all enough for making this book possible. All I can do is try to justify your faith in me by producing the very best book that I can.

I'm perilously close to finishing the first…

McAccident McPrevention

Saturday, 20 June 2015


Whether you love or hate the Golden Arches, you do have to give them 10/10 for this clever new packaging for the 'McBike' meal. The packaging, designed by Tribal ad agency of Buenos Aires in Argentina, was launched in Denmark, before making its way to Colombia, and will soon be hitting Amsterdam, Japan and other bicycle-heavy countries. It may make it to the UK too if there's enough demand.

Photography Competition #1

Tuesday, 5 May 2015

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It's photo competition time!

As mentioned a while back, I intend to illustrate the book with black and white photos. Now, I could just take them all myself (I will still take the majority of them) but where's the fun in that? This is a crowd-funded book and collaboration is fun! So how about you guys providing a few photos? It will make Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road? a much more interesting…

Cornish Crime Wave - 1967 style

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

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I thought this might amuse you.

I was rummaging through some old boxes of knick-knacks and gewgaws recently and discovered this - a crime report taken by my late father in 1967. Dad initially joined the Met in London in 1959 but became homesick very quickly and transferred home to what was then the Cornwall Constabulary. It eventually amalgamated with the Devon and Exeter Constabulary and the…

Brolly Good Show!

Saturday, 6 June 2015


My friend Steve is always losing umbrellas.

If we go out for a drink you can guarantee that he'll have mislaid it within an hour. Or, as he often claims, 'someone steals it'. I'm not convinced that there's a thriving underground market in cheap £5 black brollys, if I'm honest. But it would be interesting to see if his story is true. How could we test if his loss of umbrellas is due to theft or…

Good things come ...

Thursday, 4 June 2015


The most common question I've been asked since Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road? hit the 100% mark is 'When will I get my copy of the book?' I found out yesterday. And I suspect the answer won't be what people want to hear.

The current plan is for the book to be released in May 2016 although subscribers - you lovely people who were kind and trusting enough to fund me - should get your beautifully…

Sung to the tune of 'Aaaaaarrrggh!'

Sunday, 31 May 2015


Here's a story you might like from my coppering days ...

Back in the early 1980’s, a sergeant from Lambeth borough came up with an idea that he hoped would help tackle the problem of kids being knocked down by traffic. He decided that he’d teach them road safety through the medium of song. The result was a slim printed volume called Road Safety Songs intended for use by police schools officers…

10 Books every Problem Solver should read

Monday, 25 May 2015

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This grew out of a discussion I had with some QI and Museum of Curiosity colleagues and fans after recording the first episode of series 8 of Museum with Holly Walsh, Dr David Bramwell and Stephen J Dubner on Sunday night.

These are the 10 books (among many) that have had the biggest impact on me and the work I did as a problem solver. This list is by no means exhaustive - the bibliography for …

Target Hardening

Thursday, 28 May 2015

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So ... you're a motor vehicle thief specialising in motorcycles. Which one of these take your fancy?

Or how about from this selection?

Putting a cover over a bike doesn't cost a lot. And it doesn't take very long to do (and you'll have a dry bum on the ride home from work). But it might just deter a thief because they don't know what's under there and it's hassle to get the cover off…


Monday, 25 May 2015

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I spent some time yesterday with a chap you may or may not have heard of. His name is Stephen J Dubner and, well, I'm a bit of a fan boy. You see, Dubner is one half of the writing partnership - with Steven D Levitt - of the hugely popular and groundbreaking Freakonomics books. 

Their partnership began when Dubner, a New York journalist, went to Chicago to write about award-winning economist…

The road to Utopia starts in Brighton

Friday, 22 May 2015

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I had a splendid day out on Wednesday (20th) at the Brighton Fringe.

I was appearing, along with Dr David Bramwell and Robert Llewellyn, in a live edition of David's popular Odditorium podcasts and shows. Our theme was Utopia; how the world could be a better place.Or, more importantly, what we can do to make positive change happen.

Performed in the Bosco Theater and splendidly MC'd by…

Yes, Ireland! Yes! YES!

Friday, 22 May 2015

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Okay, so this isn't a blog about politics. But a big part of my problem solving story relates to fairness, equality and justice. And today, Friday 22nd, Ireland votes whether or not to allow same sex marriages.

If I could vote it would be a resounding Yes. 

Why should anyone be denied…

Subtle Nudges

Wednesday, 20 May 2015

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Seen at Bankside near the Tate Modern gallery today - bins that encourage kids to feed them.

And, found online, a not-so subtle way to encourage both boys and girls not to steal school pencils ...


Sunday, 17 May 2015


Yes,indeedy. After 320 days of slog and self-promotion, 98 talks and continuous pushing this book on an unsuspecting public, I hit the 100% mark today. Thank you so much, each and every one of you, who contributed (and those who couldn't but still offered me goodwill and kind words). When your names appear in the back of the book, permit yourselves a pat on the back and a prideful flush. You've…

Now even the blind can hate it

Saturday, 16 May 2015

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Rubik's Cube for the blind. Brilliant! :) Site here.

You get what you pay (not very much) for ...

Saturday, 16 May 2015

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I've been party to several interesting discussions this week on the subject of value for money. The first was prompted by the T shirt vending machine I told you about a few shedposts ago. I was speaking to some people who are 'crafters', for want of a better word. They make beautiful hand-made items ranging from crocheted shawls to tweed dog coats to embroidered cushions. When I joined the conversation…

The Pitfalls of Being Too Successful

Saturday, 16 May 2015

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94%! Just 33 more subscribers needed and we're there! Then I can get this labour of love to you!

But first, here's a story from Somerset ...


A friend of mine used to be a school governor in Somerset. The school stands next to a busy road on a steep hill. After several meetings with staff and parents, she approached the town…

Blame of Thrones

Wednesday, 13 May 2015


90% funded! I'm having a squee! And only 52 subscribers needed!!


Okay. I admit it. I am slightly obsessed with benches.

My mild mania manifested itself in the mid-1990s when well-meaning local authorities started to remove public seating because it 'encouraged bad behaviour'. Or they started re-designing benches to be less accommodating. Now, I don't…

Getting Shirty with Sweat Shops

Monday, 11 May 2015


Would you buy a t-shirt for 2 Euros?

Most people probably would. But would you still buy it if you knew how it was made?

As part of Fashion Revolution Day this year, a vending machine was installed in Berlin, offering 2 Euro t-shirts. The machine was painted with an alluring turquoise and black pattern, and set in the centre of the city’s main shopping district, Alexanderplatz. However,…

Teaser Trailer

Thursday, 7 May 2015


86% funded and we're rubbing our calves in preparation for the final sprint to the finish line.

Are you excited? I'm excited.

And as I'm hoping to launch the first of the photography competitions next week, I thought I'd share a few of the images I've amassed so far - kind of like a teaser trailer. The prizes are stacking up nicely too. Stephen Fry has signed some books for me and other notable…

The Parable of the River

Wednesday, 6 May 2015

There is an oft-told parable – popularised in the 1930s by social reformer and community organiser Saul Alinksy - about a group of campers on a river bank who are just settling down for the evening when one of them sees a baby in the water. He immediately dives in, braving the fierce current, and rescues the infant. But as he climbs ashore, one of the other campers spots another baby in the river…

Jason Donovan and the Police Shirts of Doom

Wednesday, 29 April 2015


85% funded! I might venture a little 'squeee' of excitement if you don't mind.


I was up until the wee hours (not the squeee hours) this morning sweating and labouring over a chapter on research and how vital it is. One aspect of research I was keen to stress is the importance of seeking data from more than one source to (a) get the best possible picture of what's occuring, and (b) verification…

And now ... The Gallery (Gummery?)

Friday, 24 April 2015

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What do you do with old chewing gum?

It's a subject that's discussed in the book but I wouldn't want to steal my own thunder by revealing too much. What I will do instead is show you a few solutions that didn't make it into the book. They involve people using gum as an art material.

First up, here are a few pieces by Maurizio Savini. Amazing aren't they? And all made from bubble gum.


Elevators smell different to short people

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

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Okay. So I'm late to the party. I only recently found out about the revolving cones on pelican crossings.

What? You didn't know either?

Well, they've been there all the time, quietly helping people with sight problems get safely across the road, for years. The small, unassuming plastic or metal cones are positioned on the underside of the 'WAIT' boxes. When the green man lights up, the cone…


Saturday, 18 April 2015

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Back in 2004, I travelled to the USA to give a series of talks and to spend a week working with US law enforcement agencies.The idea was to create a kind of 'cross-pollination' of ideas for solving problems. I wasn't terribly convinced by the idea; that old saying about the UK and USA being 'two countries separated by a common language' is very true. Politicians were always trying to bring ideas across…

It's all German to me ...

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

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Not so much problem solving but a glorious piece of journalism by a man desperately trying to cope with a problem.

Telegraph sports journalist Ben Bloom was sent to a press conference today to cover the story that Jurgen Klopp intends to leave his job as manager of Borussia Dortmund. Unfortunately, the press conference was in German ... a language that Bloom doesn't speak fluently. And Bloom…

Hobart's Funnies

Tuesday, 14 April 2015


73% funded ... so tantalisingly close to the 3/4 mark!

Today's shedpost is the story of a man that you may or may not have heard of. I guarantee that you'll love him by the end of this post. He's one of my favourite problem solvers and, although I desperately wanted to fit him into the book, he just didn't fit the narrative. So here he is, in my shed, instead. Enjoy.


Drive slow, win fast

Friday, 10 April 2015


Following on from my previous shedpost about carrots working better than sticks ...

Swedish advertising firm DDB Stockholm devised a contest for Volkswagen Sweden that invited fun ideas and solutions for social problems. The project was called The Fun Theory. Kevin Richardson, a San Francisco resident, conceived and submitted the camera lottery idea which went on to win the contest. The idea…

Fake fry-ups, smart steps and kind cops - the power of politeness

Thursday, 9 April 2015

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I've always believed that carrots are more powerful (and tastier) than sticks. You can force kids to eat fruit or you can make fruit fun:

(That's peach yoghurt, a tinned peach half and apple batons - want to make 'banana dolphins'? Check out this earlier shedpost)

You can 'nudge' people towards behaving in a more responsible way without being aggressive or official. Like footmarks on an…

Oops - have I upset the apple cart?

Saturday, 4 April 2015

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Regarding my last shedpost and the photo competition ...

There's been some 'lively' discussion on Twitter this morning with some people choosing to see this idea as exploitative and, in some way, me getting free images while pro photographers suffer and can't pay their rents. Really?

Nothing could be further from my intentions. I'd naturally assumed that most of the people who'd want to take…

Photographic Competition?

Saturday, 4 April 2015


Now then. I've had an idea.

In the world of problem solving (and, for that matter, crowdfunding) you quickly learn the skills you need to make the most of what you have. You also learn how to get the things you need for the minimum outlay but, hopefully, in a way that's beneficial for all concerned. One technique I've often used in the past is what I call The Free Swap.

If I needed something…

Now Wash Your Hands

Thursday, 2 April 2015

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Creative thinking has taken on a kind of mythic quality in recent decades that, frankly, it doesn’t deserve. Or, more accurately, that it doesn’t deserve any more than any other kind of thinking. You’ll find ‘creative thinking’ lurking somewhere near ‘problem solving’ in almost any corporate blurb you care to read and, based on a trawl of the internet…

Bring in the New, Help out the Old

Tuesday, 31 March 2015

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64% of the way there. The climb is tortuously slow but I'm doing all I can to get this baby to print. Any suggestions you might have to gee things up, they'll be very welcome!

But now here's a brilliant story from the Netherlands.


The cost of aged care is rising, as are rents for student housing. Now a retirement home in the Netherlands has developed an ingenious share house solution…

Fishing for Simple Solutions

Friday, 20 March 2015

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Many years ago, the often-called 'Father of lateral thinking' Dr Edward de Bono was asked by a government thinktank to suggest solutions to the Middle East problem.

His solution was Marmite.

Marmite, he explained, is rich in zinc as all yeasty products are. Most bread eaten in the Middle East is unleavened. He'd read that a lack of zinc causes copper levels to rise in the blood and that this…

Sir Terry Pratchett RIP

Thursday, 12 March 2015

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I was very saddened to hear of Sir Terry's death today at the stupidly young age of 66. I was lucky enough to work with him on a few occasions and he was never less than charming, warm, and as sharp as a razor.

He appeared twice on The Museum of Curiosity - once in the studio and once at a live charity staging of the show at London's Natural History Museum where his suggested donation was Darwin…

Think of Me. Keep it Free.

Tuesday, 10 March 2015



Remember the furore back in April 2013 when chancellor George Osborne was spotted parking in a disabled bay? It's amazing how quickly people forget things like that. What a shameful thing for anyone to do, let alone a senior politician with control over benefits and disability issues.

However, having seen a similar blatant misuse of a disabled bay in London yesterday I thought I'd pass on…

The Urge to Know

Saturday, 28 February 2015

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Okay, you can watch the video if you want ... but wait until the end and it'll all make more sense.

It's been a difficult week so this shedpost may get a bit ranty.

You've been warned.

A friend was involved in a car accident, my own car was declared officially dead and I failed to get to an event in Oxford that I'd been very much looking forward to (more on that in a mo). Plus, I admit…

Crime of the Century

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

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I simply had to post this ... if for no other reasons than the fact that I'm Cornish and the photo is so brilliant.

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POLICE on the Isles of Scilly have been left baffled after a fried egg was left behind at a crime scene following a break-in.

There are three police officers on the…

The Solution that Solves Nothing

Wednesday, 18 February 2015


This is an unusually long shedpost. It's a researched piece on homelessness that I've reluctantly cut from the book due to length and the fact that I have better, more powerful examples to use. But I thought I'd include it here to give a sense of the book's style. Plus, it's an good example of what happens when people apply the wrong solution to a problem. Enjoy.

Please note that not all…

Bench Marks

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

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A novel advertising solution from Australia.

I can't say I approve.

Though the cheek of it did make me smile. :)




We have a date for Brighton!

Tuesday, 17 February 2015


Following on from yesterday's shedpost, we now have a date for the Brighton gig.

On Wednesday 20th May 2015 at 7.30-9pm, myself, Dr David Bramwell and Robert Llewellyn will be taking part in the Odditorium series of talks in the Spiegeltent. Our show is going to be called The Road to Utopia and it's going to be great fun :)

Get those diaries sorted!

Bad Dates

Monday, 16 February 2015

Here's a little short I recorded for Channel 4 as part of a series called Bad Dates.

You can see mine and the other five on the Channel 4 4OD website here.

Bad Dates copyright (c) 2015 Channel 4 and Rumpus Media.

Crowd-Funding Blues

Monday, 16 February 2015

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Another fortnight passes us by and the book has crept up by 1% to 58%. It's painfully slow but I'm really at a loss to know what else I can do to attract more pledges. I've pimped it on Twitter, had people doing the same on Facebook (I'm not on Facebook), written some magazine articles and told everyone I can think of. It's tough to get the book noticed among the media noise.

Not losing my bottle as we lurch towards 60%

Sunday, 1 February 2015

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So, we're 57% funded and lurching towards the 60% mark and ... dare I hope ... 66% and 2/3rds of the way there. Progress is steady but very slow. It's difficult to know what else I can do to gee up the funding. Obviously, keep telling people if you can - you early subscribers have to wait the longest so it's in your interests too to get new people pledging.

£10 buys a digital edition - that's the…

Blood sugars, Goth dates and being Quite Interesting

Friday, 16 January 2015

Crikey and criminy, it's been a while since my last blogpost and I apologise for that. Life gets in the way sometimes.

The first big distraction was discovering that I have Type 2 Diabetes;a bit of a shock, especially as I am completely asymptomatic. But, putting a positive spin on it, it is controllable and it's a huge boot-kick up my capacious arse to lose some weight. 22lbs lost so far (and…

Hello 2015! Let's get this book published!

Saturday, 3 January 2015

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Here's an exclusive extract from Chapter 8 of Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road; a chapter in which I discuss the many creative ways people have found for moving 'problem people' along. The chapter looks in some depth at the issue of homelessness and some innovative ways to tackle the problem in which everyone wins.

Tokyo's Ueno Onshi is the oldest public park in Japan and is popular for…

Sweaty New Year!

Wednesday, 31 December 2014


Yes, it's that time again folks. The turkey is gone, the tins of chocolates rattle with the few sweets that no one likes and your bottle recycling bin has never looked fuller. You daren't stand on the scales for fear of a heart attack and you promise yourself that one of your New Year's Resolutions is to lose weight. You consider joining a gym ... but it's so expensive! Mind you, it would mean you…

Signing off for 2014

Friday, 19 December 2014

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Have a great Christmas everyone and I hope that your 2015 is happy, healthy and prosperous and that you get a copy of my new book!




Ho ho hoping to get funded in the New Year!

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Hello Shedfolk

Sorry it's been a while. I've been busy working on the book and some other projects and have neglected my shed a little.

It's that time of year when everything starts shutting down in preparation for the Silly Season and crowd-funded publication is no different. Last week was the first week in the history of 'Why did the Policeman cross the road?' that it received no pledges at…

Follow the Yellow Brick (Printable) Road

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

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It's fair to say that one of the most interesting and fastest-developing technologies right now is 3D printing. I am quite excited about the posibilities in 20-30 years time when old and dribbly me, instead of having to waddle to the shops, will be able to print household goods and possibly even food in the comfort of my own home. Yes, 3D printed food! Look!

Well, how about 3D printed block paving…

The Dog's Bottles

Friday, 21 November 2014

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After the bottle bank that works like a fruit machine and the litter bins that sound like they are hundreds of feet deep, here's another clever way to make people dispose of their litter correctly - you help feed dogs.

A company in Turkey called Pugedon has created the food dispensing bottle banks to feed the city’s stray dogs. The profit from the recycled bottles covers the cost of the dog…

The Top 10 Silliest TV Detective Shows

Tuesday, 18 November 2014


By way of a change of pace today, I thought that I'd eschew the world of problem solving policing and look at the world of television policing. Here's my personal run-down of the top 10 silliest detective shows on TV:

10 - Kojak

You know that scene in the film The Break-Up where Jennifer Aniston shaves everything off in the shower and then, to the strains of the song ‘Who loves ya Baby…

Water, great!

Sunday, 16 November 2014

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Forget constantly stopping to refill your water bottle on long bike rides. A designer has come up with a new way to quench your thirst on the go.

Kristof Retezár, a student at the University of Applied Arts in Vienna, Austria, has invented a little thing called Fontus -  a self-filling water bottle for your bicycle.

According to Retezár, This device collects the moisture contained in…

The Skeptical Feature Writer

Monday, 10 November 2014

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Last year, I travelled around the UK touring a talk called The Skeptical Bobby. The ‘tour’ took in over 70 venues including the Edinburgh Fringe, the Cornbury Festival, Latitude, QEDCon and lots and lots of Skeptic in the Pub meets. The theme of the talk was this: Skepticism isn’t just about UFOs, or religious dogma, or cryptozoology. Being a critical thinker should extend into every facet of everyday…

Oh, the agony in Tregony

Sunday, 9 November 2014

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Not a problem solving shedpost per se ... although this is a post about me solving one of my own problems.

I'm not someone given to writer's block - in fact, I'm quite the opposite. I'm a workaholic with more ideas than I can handle. The problem with that is that I keep starting new projects and dancing between the existing ones and things don't get finished. Just recently I've been hard at work…

Are we programmed to be bad drunks?

Sunday, 9 November 2014


I had a feature published in The Independent newspaper this week. You can read the original here. But, if you don't fancy that, here's the copy. As you expect, the editors hacked my original piece around to include several references to recent news stories and TV shows but the facts are all there.

Are Brits programmed to be too disinhibited when drinking alcohol?


Coming out of the Water Closet

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

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As you'll know if you're a regular visitor to the shed, I recently appeared on a new episode of QI playing a public toilet. There was a time, many centuries ago, when the more bashful person could hire a gentleman with a big cape and a bucket to shield their ablutions from the public gaze.

We take the smallest room in the house for granted but it wasn't that long ago that all waste disposal…

It's just the way I walk

Monday, 27 October 2014

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How you move gives a lot away. Maybe too much, if the wrong person is watching.

A small number of criminals commit most of the crimes, and the crimes they commit are spread unevenly over the population: some unfortunate individuals seem to be picked out repeatedly by those intent on violent assault. Back in the 1980s, two psychologists from New York, Betty Grayson and Morris Stein, set out to find…

You need weeds

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

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Problem: Weeds have taken over your cornfield. What can you do?

Farm the weeds.

Recent research sponsored by Defra shows that Corn Gromwell (Buglossoides arvensis), a very common weed, is rich in omega-3 and could potentially be grown commercially in the UK for the first time.

Corn Gromwell is native to Europe, North Africa and across Siberia and Western Asia and has also been introduced…

Bottle Bank Arcade

Friday, 17 October 2014

More fun from VW's The Fun Theory.

When I was a kid, we got money back on bottles so it was in our best interests to collect them and hand them back in for recycling. But these days, when a bottle of beer costs less than a bottle of water or a chocolate bar in some supermarkets, how do you incentivise people to use bottle banks more often?

Make it FUN.



The Waiting Game - The Realities of Crowdfunding

Thursday, 16 October 2014

I launched this book 107 days ago - just under four months - and I'm delighted that I'm 48% funded; the halfway mark is in sight. That said, there was a big flurry of pledges at the beginning, which means that, realistically, it's taken three months to achieve 20%. It doesn't take a mathmo to work out that, at the current rate of pledging, this book won't hit 100% until this time next year. That in…

Supercar Superfix

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

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This is a common sight every Summer in the streets of Chelsea and Knightsbridge; hordes of young supercar owners, mostly from the Arab States, descend on London to basically show off what they own. And, for a fortnight or so, the streets are full of Rolls Royces, gold-plated Range Rovers, Ferraris, Lamborghinis and Bugattis.

Residents complain about the noise of the cars revving and streets…

Sexy Data

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

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So ... here's the problem; you're a researcher and you want to understand more about human sexuality and sexual habits. How do you get good data?

The problem is that people don't always tell the truth. People lie about frequency, size, kinkiness and all manner of other subjects because they don't want to seem 'unusual'. But, of course, by not having accurate data, there's no way of knowing what…

Why did the Portaloo cross the road?

Monday, 13 October 2014

Last Friday I made a surprise and unheralded appearance in the most recent new episode of QI. It was great fun to do. But it does worry me that my CV probably now reads: 'Jason Manford's Portaloo.'



Monday, 13 October 2014

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Hello Shedfolk!

Sorry for the absence but I've been rather busy working on my contribution to Dr Sue Black's brilliant new book Saving Bletchley Park. It's here on Unbound - I believe it is still the fastest crowdfunded book ever - and it will be out next year.

Sue's written an amazing story of how the campaign began, grew and eventually resulted in Bletchley Park's rescue. I've been writing…

A Quick (and Poetic) Hello!

Thursday, 2 October 2014

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It's National Poetry Day. And, while it's nothing to do with my book, I thought I'd share my love of poetry with you. Well, my love of bad poetry anyway. So here's a podcast of mine from last year (or was it the year before?) in which you'll hear what I consider to be some of the direst poetry ever written. You'll also hear some pretty bad music too.

Oh, and so that there is at least a smidgin…

We apologise for this break in transmission ...

Friday, 26 September 2014

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Hello shedfolk.

Just a quick 'hello' to say that there will be a short break in these probem-solving shedposts. I'm under the whip to finish my contribution to Dr Sue Black's book Saving Bletchley Park and I also have to consider new ways to promote my book as pledging has pretty much ground to a halt.

Rest assured, I'll be back very soon!

To keep you going, have a tiny sleeping baby…

Taking the sea air in a sea chair

Wednesday, 24 September 2014


Ever heard of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

It's an area the size of Turkey in the North Pacific where several currents converge, bringing in all kinds of floating detritus and creating a Sargasso Sea of rubbish. Plastics account for a goodly proportion of the mess and many forms of plastic will take hundreds of years to bio-degrade. In the meantime, the plastics leach chemicals into the sea…

(Ux)Bridge of Memories

Tuesday, 23 September 2014


While it is packed to the gunwales with stacks of problem-solving goodness, Why did the policeman cross the road? is also, partly, a memoir. In order to tell the story of my work with the Problem Solving Unit at Scotland Yard, it was necessary to give the reader some back story. And prompted by watching an old movie at the weekend, I thought that today I'd give you a small excerpt from the biographical…

Not Very Uplifting

Saturday, 20 September 2014

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This is glorious isn't it? Except, sadly, it's not quite what it seems ...

All but the final photo are genuine and record a real incident that took place at Roundstone Pier, Conemmara, Galway in September 2004. Sadly, the final photo is a fake (Snopes - the urban myth debunking website - has the full breakdown here) but it's the final photo that does act as the punchline.


Pinch me, I'm Virgin

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

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These are cute aren't they? It's a cruet set that Virgin Atantic gives out to Upper Class passengers. They are so cute in fact, that people kept nicking them. Which was a problem.

So, how did Virgin solve it? Well, they could have taken the 'scorched earth' option and done away with them altogether. But they didn't. They were smarter.

Firstly, they made the cruet out of chrome-plated plastic…

White Line Highway

Monday, 15 September 2014

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It's wartime. The Germans are sending waves of bombers across the English Channel to blitz London and other cities. When the sirens start, so does the blackout; curtains are drawn, lights are doused and everyone heads for their Anderson shelters or huddle together on the platforms of Underground stations, praying for the best.

But what if you need to drive a car around? Or an ambulance? How do…

Watch the Birdie ... after doing bird

Sunday, 14 September 2014

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Yesterday I travelled to oh-so-trendy Shoreditch in East London to be one of the speakers at Birdie, a photography conference for the passionate snapper. This was an event aimed at both professional and amateur and the speakers covered a wide range of subjects and approaches. It was a really great day; very relaxed, very informative, very casual. 

You can find out more about the speakers and…

Tom gets radished

Friday, 12 September 2014

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This is Tom Whipple of The Times newspaper.

The reason he looks like that is because he's just experienced some painful problem-solving from Japan.

A couple of years ago, I was taking part in a press event for the 2012 Ig Nobel Prizes UK tour. The Ig Nobels, if you're not familiar with them, are awarded every year, just after the Nobels, to 'science that first makes you laugh, then think…

Quollity Problem Solving

Thursday, 11 September 2014

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Well, I'm FINALLY off that damned 39% plateau and have entered the roaring forties of fundedness. It must be time for a new shedpost. Though I do wonder how many people read this stuff. I don't really get much feedback. Don't be shy to leave a comment or say hello on Twitter. I am, rather uninventively, @stevyncolgan.

Anyhoo, here's some great problem solving from Australia.

So. How do you…

On yer bike

Friday, 5 September 2014


With it having been 'Ride your bicycle to work day' in London this week,I thought a quick shedpost on bike locks might be appropriate. Around 20-25,000 bicycles are stolen in the city every year. But there are a few things that every cyclist can do to decrease their chances of it happening to them.

Firstly, use a good lock. DON'T use one of those flimsy rope/chain things with a tumbler like this…

This sucks

Thursday, 4 September 2014

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Thumb-sucking is a problem. It can lead deformed upper teeth by forcing them outwards. And, unfortunately, unlike a dummy/pacifier you can't take it away. Well, not without surgery anyway.

I saw a child wearing one of these devices (above) today. I'd never seen one before and had no idea that such things existed. But they've apparently been around for some time.

But what stops the kiddies…

Fun is the best incentive

Tuesday, 2 September 2014

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So. How do you get people to use the stairs instead of the escalator or lift? It's a genuine problem during peak times in places like train stations, hotels and airports.

A few years ago, the British Heart Foundation tried to appeal to our desire to be healthier with a poster campaign.

And I once stayed at a hotel in Manchester where, at the foot of every stairwell and on every landing,…

Joined-Up Thinking is back

Sunday, 31 August 2014


If you enjoyed my previous book Constable Colgan's Connectoscope (also on this Unbound site), you'll know that it was the sequel to a previous book published by Pan Macmillan called Joined-Up Thinking. You can still get copies of the original hardback and paperback in shops and on the web. However, I recently got back the rights to J-UT and so I've updated it and slightly expanded it and it's now…

How to solve the problem of skateboarders

Saturday, 30 August 2014


Great cartoon by the brilliant Andy Riley from his book DIY Dentistry.

Of course, there are more conventional methods. Like this:

Either works :D 

Win free books forever!

Friday, 29 August 2014

Here's a message from one of Unbound's founders, Dan Kieran ...

'It’s now more than three years since we launched Unbound and put the power of publishing in the hands of the people that matter - authors and readers.


Since then you've funded 54 books, 42 (the answer to life, the universe and everything) have been published and we are on the verge of reaching an astonishing £1,000,000 in pledges…

Licence to Confuse

Thursday, 28 August 2014

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Who is the most wanted man in the Republic of Ireland?

It's Prawo Jazdy, a Polish chap who has somehow managed to evade the law while repeatedly speeding and clocking up parking fines across the Republic.

Except he hasn't.

An examination of the paperwork in 2009 revealed a somewhat embarrassing truth; the 50+ outstanding offences were recorded not under the Polish drivers' names but…

How to solve the problem of a wobbly table ... using maths

Monday, 25 August 2014

Hello Shedfolk.

I'm back from Edinburgh, the weather is typically Bank Holiday crappy and it's back to the grindstone.

The book is 36% funded, which is brilliant, but we still have a long way to go. I'm going to carry on plugging it and I think I'll have a competition when I get to 50%. With a nice prize. :)

In the meantime, it's back to the regular problem solving shedposts. Today - how…

Hunky Dory in Auld Reekie

Saturday, 23 August 2014

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Just a quick shedpost today as I'm still in Edinburgh - normal service will be resumed from Monday.

It's been a cracking Fringe so far and I've seen some brilliant shows. As usual, it's not necessarily the big shows that float my boat, but the smaller, more intimate shows. Chris Coltrane's There's no heroes left except all of us show was so good that I almost forgive him for using 'there's…

Off to the land of swirling kilts

Monday, 18 August 2014


This will be my last shedpost for about a week as I'm heading North to the Edinburgh Festival tomorrow and I'm going to be busy busy busy (and have no idea how good my wifi will be). Mind you, I don't get many responses to these shedposts either on here or on Twitter so I have no idea if they're actually entertaining or informing anyone!  

I'll leave you with a clip from an April 2009 episode…

Hide and Seek

Monday, 18 August 2014

Back in June last year, I was asked to record a short segment for Josie Long's wonderful Short Stories series for Radio 4. Each show has a theme and the theme of this show was 'lost and found'. I spoke about playing Hide and Seek on the night shift as a fun and effective way of learning your way around an unfamiliar new 'manor'.

Anyway, I did my bit, the show went out, and then a few days later…

Messing with your Eyes

Saturday, 16 August 2014

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Following on from yesterday's fake mouldy sandwiches, here's another example of clever food-related problem solving - the Seat Saver.

These are made of soft, flexible, cast and painted vinyl but look so much like the real thing that, if you need to zip off for a wee in the middle of the show, your seat will still be unoccupied when you return.  

They come in a range of sizes from burst…

Mouldy Old Dough

Friday, 15 August 2014

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Sight is our primary sense. It’s so dominant that it can subvert the others. I once saw a lecturer melt chocolate and pour it into a mould shaped like dog excrement. Even though everyone in the room knew that it was chocolate, only a few would have a bite of the resulting object. The visual input far outweighed taste, smell, touch and even commonsense.

Designer Sherwood Forlee recently used this…

Unsafety Film

Thursday, 14 August 2014

In 1976 the British Aircraft Corporation wanted its staff to understand the dangers of not wearing safety goggles. They decided that the best way to do this was with a film that involved graphic reconstructions of eye injuries taking place. How they came to this decision is not recorded. Presumably, it seemed like ‘a good idea at the time’.

Thirteen employees needed to be helped out of the cinema…

Meet Rory Sutherland

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

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I was delighted earlier today to receive a tweet from a big hero and acquaintance of mine, Rory Sutherland. Rory's an extraordinary thinker and drives much of the creative brilliance at advertising giants Ogilvy. I first met him a few years ago when he appeared as a guest on The Museum Of Curiosity and endeared himself to many with tales of brilliant problem solving. One of my favourites (which has…

Sod off butterfly (in 3D)

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

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So. How do you keep Cabbage White butterflies off your brassicas without harming the little perishers?

Shaan Hurley decided to employ some state-of-the-art technology.

Having read that they are highly territorial and won't go into a garden area where another is, he decided to print himself a Cabbage White.

He designed a 3D butterfly in AutoCAD and used STLOUT or 3DPRINT command to generate…

What's another year?

Monday, 11 August 2014

It's my birthday today, 11th August. It's a curious date upon which almost nothing of any note has ever happened. And the most famous people born this day are not kings, queens, dictators, philosophers or groundbreaking scientists but people like Enid 'Noddy' Blyton, Steve 'Apple' Wozniak, Ian 'Palpatine' McDiarmid, Chris 'Thor' Hemsworth, and Hulk 'Hulk' Hogan. Nature seems to like this date though…

Grave Concerns

Sunday, 10 August 2014

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A great bit of problem solving here to catch a truly despicable thief.

'A MOTHER hunted down a heartless thief who stole from her murdered son’s grave by stitching a tracking device in a teddy bear.

Mother-of-four Joan Holland, 50, who has visited the grave of her 16-year-old son Andrew every Sunday for seven years, was devastated when items started going missing. Carer Joan, whose son was…

Bangers and smash

Saturday, 9 August 2014

‘The population of the United States is 300 million, the European Union 450 million, and Japan 127 million. These numbers alone ensure that rare events – even one-in-a-million events - will occur many times, every day, making the wildly improbable perfectly routine’ – Dan Gardner from Risk.

Every so often I'm reminded that, with all the planning in the world, sometimes life will throw you the unexpected…

How to swear without swearing

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Father Ted made popular the Irish people's use of 'feck' as a non-swearing swear word. But, when I was growing up in Cornwall we had something just as good. It was the word 'tuss'.

As this short video (made in 2010) will explain, it can be a verb ('he tussed his bike up in a crash'), an adjective (he's tussing joking!') or most popularly as a noun ('He's a complete tuss').

So, if you want to…

Problem LAX solution

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Lax 2

With airports and flights very much in the news today, here's a good example of how focusing on the wrong problem can make situations more fraught than they need to be.

Business advisor Ian Lurie was once on a visit to Los Angeles Airport: ‘The flight was right on time, smooth as silk. Then we landed at LAX', he explains. 'The jetway was busted. So, for the next fifty minutes, eight airline and…

Oh, and ... 25%!

Saturday, 2 August 2014

A quarter of the way there shedfolk!

Save the Whale Poop!

Saturday, 2 August 2014

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Saving the whales is obviously a good thing. And not just because they’re stunningly beautiful, majestic and smart. In an eerie parallel of the plot of Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home, it turns out that the whales may just have the key to saving the planet.

When larger whales evacuate their bowels what emerges is something that looks like pink diarrhoea containing a few hard squid beaks and undigested…

No more pains in the butt?

Friday, 1 August 2014

With the increase in use in e-cigs, the sight of fag ends on pavements may soon start to dwindle. However, good problem solving means that some people are already looking at them not so much as litter but as a resource. This is from 2010:

Here's a message from Chinese scientists: "Stop throwing out your cigarette butts!" Researchers have devised a financially viable process for recycling cigarette…

Nine things that rich and successful people do. Apparently.

Thursday, 31 July 2014

I was interested to read this at recently.

Thomas Corley spent five years studying the lives of both rich people (defined as having an annual income of $160,000 or more and a liquid net worth of $3.2 million or more) and poor people (defined as having an annual income of $35,000 or less and a liquid net worth of $5,000 or less). Among the many things he discovered were nine particular…

Getting shirty

Thursday, 31 July 2014

In July 2010 West Midlands Police issued its front-line officers with new shirts that (a) allow more freedom of movement when worn with body armour and (b) allow the public to tell at a glance whether someone is a police officer (black) or a community support officer (blue). The total cost was £100,000. The Taxpayer’s Alliance was immediately up in arms. Spokesman Mark Wallace said: ‘I think it's…

Tree Cosies

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Street art yarn crochet 1

Guerrila knitters are wanted to knit cosies for city trees.

It may sound like a barking idea but Christine Fraser of Exeter Parks Watch believes it could save Exeter trees from attacks by dogs.Last summer there was a spate of trees being attacked in St Bartholomew’s Cemetery and several had to be felled as a result, and now attacks have been reported in Bury Meadow Park.

Ms Fraser said:…

Today's 'how to fill my shed' solution

Tuesday, 29 July 2014


Oh how I hate that word.

Or, rather, what the word ‘solutions’ has become. It began worming its way into business jargon in the 1980s when companies started to append it to their business names and descriptions of services believing that they were sending a positive signal to the customer. Phrases like ‘Your Number One provider of recruitment solutions’, they believed, implied…

No Va? No way!

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

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Chances are you've heard the story about how Chevrolet had problems marketing the Chevy Nova in Latin America. Since no va means ‘it doesn't go’ in Spanish, the oft-repeated story goes, Latin American car buyers shunned the car, forcing Chevrolet to embarrassedly pull the car out of the market.

Chevrolet's woes are often cited as an example of how good intentions can go wrong when it comes to translation…

Taking the hiss

Monday, 28 July 2014

Why did the policeman cross the road? is a book about solving problems, big and small. Many examples are from my time in the police. But many others are from wholly different areas of work and, indeed, from history and from around the world. Here's a short extract and an example of what can happen if you opt for the quick fix without considering the repercussions:

‘Let’s imagine that a member…

A lesson from Dave Trott

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Dave Trott is an advertising man. He's also a very original thinker. His blog is one of my favourite things. Here's an example of why:


Bean Counter Logic

The US Navy, the US Air Force, and the US Marines each needed a new fighter/bomber.

But instead of making a different one for each, the government decided to save money.

By making one plane they could use for everyone.


Peelings. Nothing more than peelings.

Friday, 25 July 2014

Banana peel

Banana peels could keep pollutants from slipping into your water.

Current methods for purifying water are expensive, with some materials used in the process being poisonous themselves. However, research is showing that coconut fibres, peanut shells and other plant materials can remove potentially toxic heavy metals such as lead and copper from water. This includes banana peels which are thrown…

Kakapo Update!

Wednesday, 23 July 2014


I've learned today that the world Kakapo population is 126 individuals as of 2014. 6 hatchings were born this year, the first since 2011.

Maybe the 'kologne' is working :)

Chute to kill

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

I found another great example of clever problem solving today that highlights the use of incentives ...

Back in WW2, US paratroopers had a serious problem - allegedly, one in 20 parachutes failed in some way, despite frequent checks of the 'silk' and release mechanisms. The cause was suspected to be poor packing.

The solution was to require that the packers and inspectors regularly jump out…

Kakapo Kologne

Tuesday, 22 July 2014


A nice little bit of problem solving here:

'With only 91 kakapos left in the world, New Zealand scientists began looking for a way to improve breeding among the parrots. Researchers noticed that some kakapo males had females lining up for a romantic fling while other males stood idly by, and the scientists hypothesized that some male birds simply smelled better than others.

The solution…

Hey you, can you help me move this planet a bit to the left?

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

Whenever I met people who told me that solving a particular problem was impossible, I liked to remind them of just what people are capable of. We're extraordinary. We're a species of problem solvers. Hell, we're the apes who moved a planet.

No, really.

Dr Benjamin Fong Chao of the Goddard Space Flight Center recently identified that the earth's rotation has slowed by 0.2 millionths of a second…

The difference between problem solving and not problem solving

Friday, 11 July 2014

I'm just writing a chapter of the new book that defines what we did in the Problem Solving Unit. Here's an extract:

'There is an oft-told parable – popularised in the 1930s by social reformer Saul Alinksy - about a group of campers on a river bank who notice that a baby is in the water and drowning. After pulling the infant ashore, the campers notice another baby in the river in need of help. Before…

13% - lucky for me!

Monday, 7 July 2014

Thank you so much for dribbling me over the 1/8th funded line in so short a time! Keep spreading the word m'lovelies!

Meanwhile, as a sort-of reward, here's a little extract from the first chapter. Tell me what you think :)


'There are many reasons why people choose to become police officers. For some it’s a sense of duty or the desire to contribute to a better society. For others it’s a…

Why hot chips can give you hot spots

Wednesday, 2 July 2014


I was chatting yesterday to another ex-cop called Peter Kirham who told me a great story which I simply have to put in the book as an example of how a clever, quick crime solution is often possible if you use your brain.

He was working at Brixton in London at the time and new analysis software had just been introduced that collated reported crimes and generated crime 'hot spots' in order to show…

7% in just 24 hours!

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Wow. You guys. I hardly need say more. Thank you so much for getting the book off to a great start!


Evenin' all

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Hello Shedfolk!

And welcome to 'Why did the Policeman Cross the Road' - my new book.

Well, I say new book ... that's not strictly true. This one has been in the making for quite some time. In fact, I first started gathering bits together for it as long ago as 2006. I knew that I had some extraordinary stories to tell. I knew that there was something really good in the material. I just didn't…

Publication date: May 2016
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