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Keys to the Shed

4 pledges

Undeniable proof that you’re a good person and want to be a patron of the arts, but you really don’t need another book. So instead you’ll just get the author’s thanks, and your name in the back of the book

Digital

17 pledges

Receive a copy of the ebook and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.

Hardback

29 pledges

Receive a hardback first edition, plus a copy of the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.

Collectable

30 pledges

Receive a beautiful collectors first edition, signed by the author, plus a copy of the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.

Welcome to Earth Postcard

8 pledges

Receive a unique hand-coloured Welcome to Earth postcard, plus a special signed first edition hardback, with rubber stamp embellishments by the author, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.

Twelve Signs of the Zodiac

3 pledges

Have your name included among the hoity-toity, rich and famous list of those born under your own star sign in the Twelve Signs of the Zodiac section. Depending when you were born you could be rubbing shoulders with Mozart, Lenin, Ginger Rogers, Ronald McDonald or Vlad the Impaler. Plus a signed hardback first edition, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.
(twenty-four available)

Name a Cardinal Fear

1 pledge

Why not have your name forever associated with one of the ten cardinal fears? Be remembered as the most notable sufferer from Geliophobia or Lachanophobia, for example. Plus a signed hardback first edition, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.
(only ten available)

Name A Disease

1 pledge

Have a really interesting disease named in your honour and listed somewhere in the encyclopaedia, plus a signed hardback first edition, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.
(only six available)

Become a Published Author

Your chance to become a footnote in history and have your own name published as the author of one of the scholarly footnotes, a distinguished contributor to Welcome to Earth (other notables will include Daniel Defoe, Mark Twain, Henry Fielding and Thomas the Leper), plus a signed hardback first edition, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.
(only ten available)

Original Postcards

Be the envy of family and friends when you receive five original collage postcards from the author’s private collection. A unique set of hand-coloured artworks suitable for framing, plus a signed hardback first edition, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.
(only two available)

Original Artwork

And a fortunate few can possess a piece of the original artwork, signed and stamped by the author, plus a signed hardback first edition, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.

Welcome to Earth Leporello

A unique handmade Welcome to Earth leporello (concertina book) a fascinating work of art celebrating the encyclopaedia and its contents, coloured and stamped by the author, plus a signed copy of the hardback first edition, the ebook, and your name in the roll of honour at the back of the book.
(only five available)