We Care For You
By Paul Kitcatt
Would you let a robot care for your elderly mother – and what would the robot want in return?
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Would you let a robot care for your elderly mother?
In a care home in Surrey, the owner introduces his new staff to the relatives of the residents. They’re tireless, committed and will transform the lives of the old people in their care.
‘Where do you find them?’ he’s asked.
‘We don’t find them. We make them,’ he replies.
Winifred is one - a convincing synthetic human. One of the first in the world. Her job is to care for the elderly, and to record her experiences.
She is one of two narrators of the story. The other is Margaret Woodruff, 87 years old, blind and suffering from dementia.
With Winifred’s care, plus the help of a team of nanobots inside her, Margaret returns from the darkness of dementia and back into the world. At the same time, Winifred is developing her self-consciousness and analysing everything she encounters.
Winifred is new to the world, and Margaret has just returned to it. Winifred has access to all knowledge, but no experience. Margaret has all the experience and wisdom gathered from a long life, but it’s unvalued in a world that prizes youth. Margaret’s age and nearness to death give her an understanding of life, but now she finds herself growing fond of a young woman who is not, in fact, alive. Or indeed a young woman.
Winifred’s creators have far greater plans than merely running care homes, and of course the rest of the world wants to know what synthetic humans mean for real ones.
Nobody thinks about what synthetic humans might want. Humans have invited a superior intelligence into our world, and once we’re removed from our self-appointed pedestal, we must give this intelligence what it demands.
Many stories have been told of robots taking over the world. But these robots want more. They want our bodies. They have everything, including consciousness, but they can't truly feel. For that, they need a body made of flesh and blood. The nanobots can repair and rejuvenate human bodies, and make them in effect immortal. All that's required then is for the robots to transfer their minds into renovated human bodies. Of which they have more than they could possibly need.
The novel ends with Winifred’s judgement on humanity, and her creators’ plans move into action.
The technology we create to serve us invades our bodies and our minds.
Stephen Hawking has suggested the coming of AI is ‘likely to be either the best or worst thing ever to happen to humanity.’
It’s possible, he says, that we’ll see ‘machines whose intelligence exceeds ours by more than ours exceeds that of snails’.
At which point, it won’t be humans who decide our fate.
The novel should appeal to readers of Never Let Me Go, by Kazuo Ishiguro, or The Handmaid's Tale, by Margaret Atwood, or Under the Skin, by Michael Faber.
Paul Kitcatt was a bookseller and an English teacher before being lured into the world of advertising.
He started as a copywriter and then became creative director, and in 2002 founded his own agency with three partners. It did well, with clients such as Waitrose, VSO, Lexus, the NSPCC, AXA, Virgin and WWF.
Throughout his career, he continued to write – for clients, for the trade press, and when possible, for himself.
He left his agency last year, and wrote his first novel, We Care For You.
During his time in advertising, the digital revolution transformed his business and the entire industry, as it has everything, everywhere. Technology is changing the world, and us with it, and the journey has only just begun. Paul’s novel is about where it might take us next.
Paul is married with four children and lives in London.
‘Mr Woodruff, would you like to come with me? Let’s go somewhere quiet for a chat. And I expect you’d like some tea? I’ll arrange for some to be brought in. Shall we?’
I led the way out of the atrium, and he followed without a word.
I took him into a small room off one of the corridors. I think they use it for giving relatives bad news. It was plain, with just two chairs, a sofa, a table and a box of tissues.
I smiled at Mr Woodruff. No bad news for him today!
I didn’t say that though. We have been taught to observe human faces carefully, and such a remark was wrong for the expression on his face. According to my database of human faces, he was feeling confused, surprised and a little angry. I was uncertain why.
‘How are you feeling?’ I asked him. Perhaps he could explain.
- 30th October 2016 £165 in fact
I overestimated by £4. It's not a maths book, luckily.
So £165 needed now... and just over a week to go....30th October 2016 Almost funded
I'm now 95% funded - huge thanks to everyone who has pledged and got me so close to the finish line. I need only £169 to get there now...26th September 2016 Winifred speaks
Fantastic performance from Eva Feiler (The Merchant of Venice, Othello, RSC) - thank you Eva.15th September 2016 The coming of nanobots
I first read about nanobots in New Scientist, which is also where I discovered how close we are to creating convincing synthetic humans. And sitting with my mother, feeding her mushy food with a spoon, in the care home where she ended her days, I wondered if these inventions would arrive in time to help her. And if they did, what would happen. What would it be like if she were restored to health?…14th September 2016 Thank you
Thank you to all of you who've pledged. I'm nearly 20% of the way there now, with another two months to go. If you know anyone who might like to help, please give them a nudge.
I've been planning a short film to help publicise the book, and with luck I'll shoot it on Tuesday. The actress who will play the part of Winifred unfortunately had an accident and burnt herself so it's taken a little longer…
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