Fangs and all, when we got to 75%.
But you know what, I didn't even specify which vampire! I could put on some casual wear and pretend I was one of those pretty boys from True Blood. You lot would have nothing to complain about!
But where would the fun be in that?
What's more, I promised "an offensively bad Bela Lugosi voice." You know, I'm beginning to regret this already...
All the same, I am a person of my word and therefore it is time to break out the greasepaint and practice pronouncing all my Ws as Vs and wice wersa.
A promo shot: my house is spectacularly bad for taking photos in, but all the same, how's this?
Now I just need to work out how to get the gothwhite off the collar of my favourite shirt...
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