Fangs and all, when we got to 75%.

But you know what, I didn't even specify which vampire! I could put on some casual wear and pretend I was one of those pretty boys from True Blood. You lot would have nothing to complain about!

But where would the fun be in that?

What's more, I promised "an offensively bad Bela Lugosi voice." You know, I'm beginning to regret this already...

All the same, I am a person of my word and therefore it is time to break out the greasepaint and practice pronouncing all my Ws as Vs and wice wersa.

A promo shot: my house is spectacularly bad for taking photos in, but all the same, how's this?

Now I just need to work out how to get the gothwhite off the collar of my favourite shirt...

Please, contribute to my public humilation and pledge to Time's Fool!