Time's Fool swag

Monday, 19 February 2018

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Wow! 89%! Time's Fool now has officially less than £500 to raise and is only a couple of pledges away from 90% funded.

To celebrate, I'm giving away a couple of these:

Yes - that is an official, Barchester University degree certificate for the class of 2007 - Sophia, Steven and Lucy's year. They are in useful, employable subjects such as Bsc Cryptozoology, Bsc Psychogeography, BA Retrocognition…

The Vampire's Kiss

Wednesday, 14 February 2018

As a special Valentine's Day gift to my lovely readers, supporters and well wishers, here is a sensual, seductive, and relatively spoiler free excerpt from Time's Fool.

[TW: dub/non-con. Blood.]

The Vampire's Kiss

He was standing beside her bed. She lay, calm and asleep upon her side, her hair spreading across the pillows like smoke, her smoke-grey eyes pressed closed. He inhaled, tasting…

Artwork winner, take two!

Friday, 2 February 2018

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It is now time to announce the winner of the second piece of artwork, and with the help of my fabulous assistent, the Incredible Clockwork Karloff, we are able to tell you it was *drumroll*

Pamela Evans!

I will get that in the post to you asap.

Thank you all for your support, and as we approach the final lap, there will be more exciting Time's Fool news and prizes soon...

Artwork winner!

Wednesday, 31 January 2018

Thank you

Time's Fool has reached 85% funding, so, with the help of the Desktop Draculas, it is time to annonce the winner of the "Her Red Eyes Again" artwork. Drumroll, please.......

That is Bill and Ann Lewis! Thank you, once again, Count Duckula, for your help.

The draw for the smaller, pen and ink piece will be on Friday, to give you a little more of a chance to tell me if you have got a friend…

Art giveaway - the absence in out landscapes

Tuesday, 30 January 2018

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So, here is the second picture for my art giveaway at 85%, from which we are a really not very far at all.

It is A4, in pen and ink wash, and is entirely hand-drawn and original. It's a picture of a empty niche in the (very beautiful) porch of St Michael's Church, Beccles, where I sat sketching this, and got so cold I couldn't actually feel the pen in my hand.

A recurring theme in these…

Her Red Eyes Again, art giveaway update:

Monday, 22 January 2018

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So, this is one of the pictures I will be giving away when Time's Fool reaches 85% funding - which is really close now. It is A3, in ink, watercolour and maybe some other bits because I like mixing my media.

If you want to be in with a chance of winning this, all you need to be is a supporter of Time's Fool. The other piece of art will be done when we reach 84% funding (from which we are a…

Goth Karaoke - 80% dare, and how to win some artwork

Tuesday, 9 January 2018

So, those of you who follow me on Twitter, or have 'liked' my Facebook page will already have seen this, but I thought I should post it here as well. As you can see, it's on Youtube so you are able to share to my mortification as widely as you see fit.

It's a bit late up here, I appreciate. My computer decided New Year's Eve was an excellent time for a total crash that nearly lost me ALL my work…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 10

Friday, 8 December 2017

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This is the tenth, and final, part of the loose prequel to Time's Fool, Some Chequered Affection. If you are just joining us, then it begins here.

Charles Morland has gone to confront his lover about the death of a young serviceman last seen in Fulbeck's company, but they have interrupted by another of Fulbeck's conquests. How's it going to end?

Things get a little heated in this…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 9

Saturday, 2 December 2017

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This is the ninth part of a prequel to Time's Fool, which begins here:

Letting himself in to Fulbeck's house, is it answers Charles Morland is seeking? Or revenge?

[CN: mention of suicide, murder and funerals]

Part Nine:

Stepping in to the hall, he was aware of how loud his footsteps were upon the tiled floor. The sudden enormity of what he had done struck him, but it did…

I asked the good people of Twitter what I should do at 80% funding

Wednesday, 29 November 2017

... and they want me to post a video of me singing Dancing Queen.

Oh dear.

"You can dance! Yooooouuuu can jiiiiiivvvee...." Well, this won't be embarrasing at all.

If you don't want to wait to see me publicly humiliated like this, why not upgrade your pledge, or buy a copy for a friend?

Also, if you're in Beccles this weekend, do come by and say hello at the Anglian Authors Unite event…

Time's Fool makes an excellent Christmas present

Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Time's fool voucher paperback

Stuck buying a present for that awkward person in your life? Looking for a stocking filler for a bookworm? Why not pre-order them a copy of Time's Fool?

It's perfect for winter, a story of darkness closing in and the light that we make in it, a proper old-school supernatural horror for the festive season. Not only can you get them a copy, but they can have their name in the list of supporters in…

The creature's house

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

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I like old buildings. I get a bit like Steven about old building, which makes me  do lots of loitering, take pictures at dutch angles. My parents were National Trust members, so a lot of childhood weekends were spent trailing round stately homes, not touching the antiques and not walking on the grass. On the long car journey home, I would stare out the window, daydreaming about ghosts, Bad Barons…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 8

Friday, 3 November 2017

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I feel as though I've been spamming people with updates a bit of late, but we are at 76%, so here is the next part of Some Chequered Affection. The story starts here.

This is the beginning of the final "chapter" of the story, but it's a long one, so will be spread over three or four updates - and remember, the quicker we fund, the sooner the next update. Also, any new pledges or upgrades…

Limited time offer - name a character

Wednesday, 1 November 2017

Ever wanted to see your name in a book? Or got a brilliant name and nothing much to do with it? Well, make a new, or increase an existing, pledge to Time's Fool before midnight 5th November 2017 and you can name a character in my 2017 Nanowrimo project, Leech*.

Simply pledge (or increase your pledge) and write in the comments what you want your character to be called. The novel is set in a diverse…

Happy Hallowe'en

Tuesday, 31 October 2017

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Just a quick post to wish a Happy Hallowe'en/Samhain to all my wonderful supporters.

The last two weeks in October are always a bit of a nightmare for me - but just to tide you over, here's a little sketch I got to do in the chapel of what is probably the Time's Fool landscape - specifically, the closest thing I have to a real world model for the creature's house:

Stay spooky! Have a wonderful…

The Desktop Draculas announce the winners

Monday, 9 October 2017

1st winner

In the balmy days before the Sprogs were mobile, I had a little Tod Browning's Dracula set up on my desk - with a clockwork Dracula, a clockwork potato beetle, a solar powered spider, and a dear little armadillo. Unfortunately, the years between moving and able to understand that not all toys belong to them sadly robbed this collection and they have since been replaced by the desktop Draculas, plus…

Wampire Woice Wideo

Friday, 6 October 2017

75%. We're on 75%. *Does a little crowdfunding dance* Oh, my goodness, you people are amazing! We are on the homestretch. I am overwhelmed and jazz-handing.

No, I'm being serious, I always do *jazz hands* when I'm excited by something and I do have a little crowdfunding dance - tho we all know I ain't no dancer, so it's honestly more of shimmy.

Sorry, I'm gushing. What you're all really here…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 7

Monday, 2 October 2017

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This is the seventh part of a free short story that forms a loose prequel to Time's Fool. It begins here.

Leaving Beechworth's funeral, Morland is shaken by Graves' revelation. But as he makes his way home, it becomes clear that violent events of the past month are not finished yet.

Part 7

Morland had not wept. All the tears that he had not shed seemed to fill his whole body, to build…

I said I'd dress up as a vampire, didn't I?

Monday, 25 September 2017

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Fangs and all, when we got to 75%.

But you know what, I didn't even specify which vampire! I could put on some casual wear and pretend I was one of those pretty boys from True Blood. You lot would have nothing to complain about!

But where would the fun be in that?

What's more, I promised "an offensively bad Bela Lugosi voice." You know, I'm beginning to regret this already...

All the same…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 6

Thursday, 21 September 2017

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Before we start, an ENORMOUS thanks to everyone who has pledged recently. And remember, I will be giving a signed, original piece of Time's Fool Landscapes artwork (approx A4) when I reach a hundred supporters - at the time of posting there are still SIX chances left to win this.

And, co-incidentally, this is part six of a serailsed short story which is a loose prequel to Time's Fool. It…

Wonderful Whitby

Monday, 18 September 2017

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Ah, no place is closer to a Dracularian's heart that Whitby - at least for one who's never been able to afford a trip to Romania. This time, however, it was my great pleasure and privilege to attend meetings of the Dracula Society and spend a slightly boozy weekend with people who *actually get my jokes*.

I've been a member for a year or so now, but I'd never been along to a meeting before…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 5

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

This is the fifth part of a free short story which starts here.

Confused and grieving, Charles Morlad has run from his father's house after yet another quarrel, seeking solace in the night-time streets of Barchester.

Apologies for the lack of picture - this will be remedied asap.

Part Five:

Fulbeck had told him that such places existed - yes, even in places as provincial and conservative…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 4

Friday, 8 September 2017

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This is the fourth part of a serialised story that acts as a loose prequel to Time's Fool. It begins here:

Charles Morland has agreed to his lover's version of events, and made no more mention of the other 'accusations' in Beechworth's note. The story resumes later the same day.

Part Four:

The Colonel was eating. He did it with the savage pleasure of a man who had earned his…

Performances, holidays and term starts.

Tuesday, 5 September 2017

Ah, September. The mornings are grey and misty, the leaves turn and catch in the first autumn breezes, and everything smells of new shoes and fresh stationary. Night whispers at the edges of everything.

In the city of Barchester, the corridors are clean and empty, troubled only by lecturers and postgraduate students. In childhood bedrooms, students pack up clothes, print off reading lists, and…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 3

Sunday, 23 July 2017

This is the third part a free short story, which begins here:

So, Charles Morland has found the body of Henry Beechworth, an apparant suicide, and has sought his friend Fulbeck for comfort and advice. But Fulbeck has not been quite as sympathetic as Morland had hoped.

Read more:

“There,” Fulbeck said, in his old voice, the one made him sound so tender, so very sincere, “you poor…

Some Chequered Affection, Part 2

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

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This is the second part of a free short story, which begins here

Charles Morland has discovered the body of his oldest friend, Henry Beechworth - dead by suicide. Who does he turn to with this news?

Read more:

[CN: suicide]

The door was still in shadow when he reached it, and stepping in to its lee was a blessed relief from the sun, now high, cut through his Norfolk with…

Some Chequered Affection

Monday, 26 June 2017

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So, I promised it, and here it is, the first part of Some Chequered Affection. If you've ever wondered why, and what, is said to haunt the creature's house, here the story behind Steven's "average post-Victorian spook". 

This story has a different vibe to main novel, being more of a period piece, and with a touch more of the thriller/murder mystery to it than supernatural horror. However, there…

Cards, short stories and guided tours

Monday, 19 June 2017

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Hello everyone!

Woo, 67%, look at that! We are very much getting there! So, couple of awesome new things lined up:

1) A few people on social media have been saying nice things about my Time's Fool landscape sketches so we're looking to add a new reward level where you can get one of these on a card with a personalised message from yours truly. This would be especially good for overseas supporters…

Some mixed news

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

A minor change of plan on the Time’s Fool front, I’m afraid.

Rather than the hardback version we were initially aiming for, Unbound and I have decided to reduce the funding goal, and release Time’s Fool as a paperback instead.

While I would have loved to be able to bring this crowd-funder to completion at its original target, life has had other plans this past year which means everything has…

Scars on Sound, the Book Hive, 27th April

Monday, 24 April 2017

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I will be a the BookHive in Norwich on 27th April between 6:30 and 8:30, launching a collection of short stories called 'Scars on Sound'. It's a series of folk horror and traditional ghost stories with a lyrical edge.

There be music, wine and couple of performances of local weird fiction, so do come along if you're in the area, because it looks to be a really lovely night in one of my favourite…

24% forfeit, an interview with Rachel Plummer

Wednesday, 12 April 2017

I promised another forfeit at 24%, chosen by the supporter who got me over the mark. That turned out to be Rachel Plummer - who asked for a no-holes barred interview, and a reading of B.J Novak's The Book with No Pictures (which unfortunately I can't share here.)

Want your chance to call a forfeit? I'll be doing another at 26% and 28% - get pledging!

Rachel Plummer is a poet whose publishing…

A quarter of the way there! Prizes, news, sunshine!

Monday, 13 March 2017

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Although apparantly there'll be a cold snap this weekend. So, to announce the winner of the free gothic novel which I promised to give out at 25%, it is *drumroll* Mr IAN GILES who was the ninth person to pledge to Time's Fool.

I will try to contact him directly to see which book he'd prefer, or he can leave a message in the comments - choices are Angela Carter's The Bloody Chamber, Lost Souls…

Fingers crossed:

Friday, 10 March 2017

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If you've wondered exactly what it is I'm wearing around my neck in the promotional video, it's this:


As a lump of rock, it'd be pretty unremarkable, except that the hole at the top is not man-made. Instead, it probably made by a piddock - a shy little bivalve who drills a hole in a stone, then hides in it. (A creature after my own heart.) When the piddock moves on elsewhere (or dies,…

Maiden Gin

Friday, 27 January 2017

Editing Time's Fool, I was struck by how seldom Sophia was seen without a glass of something in her hand. Those who know her creator, however, understand that I am abstemious, practically teetoal, and would never do something so undignified as get hammered. However, my hometown is historically famous for distilling gin - a practice that has recently been restarted by The Maiden Distillery, who make…

Oh, what a wealth of sorrow in a few words

Tuesday, 10 January 2017

In our society, we do not deal well with death. I remember when my grandfather was dying, standing beside my sister, my mother, my gran, with the sick harshness of grief like a wall between us all. I closed my hands to fists and wished that we had a etiquette to deal with it, a form of words to express the chaos, the loss that began to skirl about inside me.

Death is sanitised, closed away in the…

It is the longest, darkest night of the year

Tuesday, 20 December 2016

“ …when the sun is a small and distant thing. Imagine how it must have been, in earlier times before electric light. Villages cut off from one another as the snow drifted and the wind howled at the doors. The animals housed nearby, or inside, for there were still wolves and bears roaming the last stands of the wildwood. People sending their frail little prayers up to heaven for safety, and for health…

Bad planning, working titles and contractions: the joy of first drafts

Tuesday, 29 November 2016

Writing a novel was the last thing I should have been doing. 1st November 2009: I was eight months pregnant and three months into an MA, and there I was, logging in to nanowrimo.org, and writing the first, uncertain sentences of what had the catchy title of Alys’ Vampire Novel.

Over the next thirty days - between reading my course texts, going to NCT classes, heartburn and essay planning - I snatched…

Live Reading! (23rd November)

Thursday, 17 November 2016

This is a reading I did at the Birdcage in Norwich back in July, reading from chapter twelve. I believe I will be back there on 23rd of November, either giving another little review of Time's Fool, or else something from my upcoming book of short stories, Scars on Sound. If you are about in the Fine City, do come along and see it!

Hallowe'en - we are in novel time

Sunday, 30 October 2016

Time's Fool is a novel for the dark half of the year. It is set in the listing light of autumn and winter, and deals with themes of darkness, secrets, and death, and was written (in first draft) through one glittering, Norwich November, when the trees blazed like fire and the nights were frost spangled.

Fitting then, for the plot proper to start on Hallowe'en - the ancient festival of Sanhaim,…

The V word.

Wednesday, 19 October 2016

The eagle-eyed among you may have spotted that there is a specific word that the creature does not use to refer to himself: Vampire.

This may feel a little odd, considering that vampire fiction is one of my favourite sub-categories of Gothic fiction. Worse, it might seem as though I'm ashamed of the fact - claiming I'm writing something that isn't a first cousin to all the other vampire fiction…

Meeting Steven

Monday, 10 October 2016

So, as promised, I've uploaded a little performance. The whole thing can be read here although a transcript of the reading can be found below. It introduces us a little more to Steven in a context where he is not being a deliberately irritating know-it-all.

Steven is - at the opening of the novel - 20 years old and beginning his final year of a BA in English Literature. He lives with Lucy in a…

Happy Bi Visibility Day

Friday, 23 September 2016

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A little sketch I did of the creature (Julian) for Bi-Visibility day. LGBT+ representation is very important to me in my writing and I've never hidden my characters' orientations - although being a 14th century gent, the creature is a little behind on his terminology.

Sorry the colours are a little off on the flag, this ended up being done very much with what I had to hand, and what was to hand…

Three Questions

Thursday, 8 September 2016

You meet a vampire. You know it's a vampire.

How do you kill it?

So, I was in a forum discussion the a while back and there was a game running where you get to ask a vampire three questions. An impressive number of the responses were things likes, “Would daylight kill you?” “Would a stake through the heart work?”

Really? You're actually going to say that? Is that not incredibly gauche? You…

My five favourite Gothic novels (that you possibly haven't read) - book giveaway

Thursday, 11 August 2016

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If you fancy any of these books, when Time’s Fool reaches 25% I’ll be posting one of them to a lucky subscriber. In addition to their choice of the titles below (or an equivalent book token) they’ll also be getting a handwritten letter thanking them for their support. So, if you fancy any of these, spread the word and pledge yourself for your chance to win.

What makes the Gothic? Is it the…

Introducing the creature

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

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Hello again!

Sorry for the delayed post - technical issues last week meant I lost a whole ton of work and have spent the intervening time kicking things in frustration.

So, one thing that probably needs to be said is that - although the city in Time’s Fool is Barchester - it’s based very much upon my time in Norwich. Much was it was plotted on late night walks after the UEA library had finally…

Adventures in the Gothic

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

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Wow, this weather really isn't made for the gothically inclined among us.

Are you surprised that Time's Fool is set in all the glittering inclemency of English winter? Seems a long way distant, but the evenings are already drawing in a little, sending a shiver of the dying year. Actually, after the sun goes down, it's really beautiful in East Anglia. Spent last night out by bonfire in the back…

Art work level

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

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Here's a little sneak preview of Vic 'Iddstar' Hill's illustration-in-progress of the first scene of Time's Fool.

I've known Vic's art for a good while now, and it was her expressive lines and clean style I was imagining when writing that fraught and youthful scene in the union bar. She has absolutely captured the expression on Sophia's face.

A wallpaper style download of this will be made…


Friday, 24 June 2016

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As you may have noticed, there is a new pledge available on the project page:

Cake or death

Yes, that is a cake. When I'm not being a badass goth, a hobby of mine is making occasion cakes in all sorts of weird and wonderful shapes and designs. If you want a cake that will be utterly unique and eye-catching at a special event, then you can receive one if you pledge to Time's Fool.

Radio interviews, new reward levels, artwork, and a preview of Chapter Two

Monday, 13 June 2016

So, some cool stuff is going on. Shortly after this goes live I will be adding a preview of Chapter Two of Time's Fool to the Shed - however, this will only accessible to people who have pledged. If you want to read it, you know what to do! As an added incentive, I have some really cool stuff lined up for subscribers when we hit milestone funding points and various arbitrary percentages which I've…

Transcript of the Time's Fool pitch video

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Hi, I’m Alys Earl and I want to introduce you to my debut novel, Time’s Fool.

Time’s Fool is a novel for M R James fans who sometimes want something a little more modern and edgy from their weird fiction. It’s very much a novel that’s come out of my love of the classics of the supernatural horror genre, but also from the problems that some of these stories raise for me.

We like to be scared…

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