The Very F*cking Tired Mummy

By Martyna Wiśniewska Michalak

A deeply relatable, laugh-out-loud funny parenting book about an exhausted and snack-addicted mummy

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Hardback

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Collectable

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Stickers

A set of four very f*cking tired stickers and everything at the Collectable level.
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Pin badge

A very F*cking tired enamel pin badge and everything at the Collectable level.
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Read with a friend

Two signed, first-edition hardbacks, two ebooks and two names in the back of the book.
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Mug

A very F*cking tired coffee mug and everything at the Collectable level.
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Best wishes

A note from Martyna to your f*cking tired mummy friend, written on the back of a photo of her unshaved leg, plus everything at the Collectable level.
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Teatowel

A very f*cking tired teatowel and everything at the Collectable level.
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Tote bag

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Video call

The author will Skype you or your f*cking tired friend with a vehement reminder that you are not a sh*tty mummy or daddy, plus everything at the Collectable level.
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Cover art poster

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Coffee date

A coffee date with the author, WITHOUT KIDS, and everything at the Collectable level.

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  • Anywhere in London or Kent (or Rome, Barbados or the Cote d'Azur, if you're paying for Martyna's ticket)
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$225  + shipping
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Original art

An original artwork by Martyna showing you (or a f*cking tired mummy of your choice) as the mummy burrito from the book's cover, plus everything from the Collectable level.
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$300  + shipping

Drawing lesson

A one-hour, one-on-one drawing lesson from Martyna, after which she will send you a printable file of her drawing of you, plus everything at the Collectable level.

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  • In person or by video call, depending on location
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F*cking tired coffee morning

Five f*cking tired coffee mugs, five signed books, five ebooks and up to five names in the back of the book.
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$750  + shipping
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Your own f*cking tired page in the book

An illustrated page in every book dedicated to the f*cking tiring story of you and your kids/ pets, plus everything at the Collectable level.
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$900  + shipping

Patron

Your name printed in the front of the book thanking you for your contribution, plus 5 signed, first-edition hardbacks, the eBook and your name in the back of the book. [Only 3 available]
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