The Very F*cking Tired Mummy
By Martyna Wiśniewska Michalak
A deeply relatable, laugh-out-loud funny parenting book about an exhausted and snack-addicted mummy
The crowd has spoken – The Very F*cking Tired Mummy is happening. Pre-order your reward now.
$8
36 pledges
Raffle Ticket
Pledge to be entered into a raffle to win a hardback copy of the book.
PLUS:
- One person will win a hardback copy.
- Receive regular updates from the author.
$15
54 pledges
Your Name in the Book and Raffle Ticket
Show your support and pledge to get your name in the back of the book and to be entered into a raffle to win a hardback copy of the book.
PLUS:
- One person will win a hardback copy.
- Receive regular updates from the author.
$40
+ shipping
360 pledges
Hardback
A first-edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.
$55
+ shipping
101 pledges
Collectable
A signed, first-edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.
$70
+ shipping
6 pledges
Stickers
A set of four very f*cking tired stickers and everything at the Collectable level.
$75
+ shipping
3 pledges
Pin badge
A very F*cking tired enamel pin badge and everything at the Collectable level.
$90
+ shipping
45 pledges
Read with a friend
Two signed, first-edition hardbacks, two ebooks and two names in the back of the book.
$90
+ shipping
25 pledges
$90
+ shipping
1 pledge
Best wishes
A note from Martyna to your f*cking tired mummy friend, written on the back of a photo of her unshaved leg, plus everything at the Collectable level.
$100
+ shipping
Teatowel
A very f*cking tired teatowel and everything at the Collectable level.
$105
+ shipping
2 pledges
$105
+ shipping
Video call
The author will Skype you or your f*cking tired friend with a vehement reminder that you are not a sh*tty mummy or daddy, plus everything at the Collectable level.
$120
+ shipping
2 pledges
Cover art poster
An A4 art print of the book's cover art and everything at the Collectable level.
$150
+ shipping
Coffee date
A coffee date with the author, WITHOUT KIDS, and everything at the Collectable level.
PLUS:
- Anywhere in London or Kent (or Rome, Barbados or the Cote d'Azur, if you're paying for Martyna's ticket)
$225
+ shipping
1 pledge
Original art
An original artwork by Martyna showing you (or a f*cking tired mummy of your choice) as the mummy burrito from the book's cover, plus everything from the Collectable level.
$300
+ shipping
Drawing lesson
A one-hour, one-on-one drawing lesson from Martyna, after which she will send you a printable file of her drawing of you, plus everything at the Collectable level.
PLUS:
- In person or by video call, depending on location
$375
+ shipping
3 pledges
F*cking tired coffee morning
Five f*cking tired coffee mugs, five signed books, five ebooks and up to five names in the back of the book.
$750
+ shipping
1 pledge
Your own f*cking tired page in the book
An illustrated page in every book dedicated to the f*cking tiring story of you and your kids/ pets, plus everything at the Collectable level.
Only 6 available
Only 6 available
$900
+ shipping
Patron
Your name printed in the front of the book thanking you for your contribution, plus 5 signed, first-edition hardbacks, the eBook and your name in the back of the book.
[Only 3 available]
Sold out!
FEATURED REWARD
$45
+ shipping
4 pledges
F*cking Tired Mummy's Birthday
Celebrate Martyna's birthday with a signed first-edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book at 20% off the usual price. Plus, Martyna will draw an original sketch in the front of your book! Available 18th May- 25th May only.
$POA
+ shipping
1 pledge
Corporate patron
Please contact Unbound to discuss sponsorship opportunities for this book.
Only one available
Only one available
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