Tuesday, 12 December 2017
Bloody hell - 90%
I genuinely didn't think we'd get this far!
FIRST THINGS FIRST - it's been a couple months since the last update so I have a lot of people to thank. Our latest cohorts are listed below, with their brand-new job titles and ship assignments:
SUPPORTERS (Crikey there's a lot this time)
- Tom Marriott, Trenchcoat Stockist, C130 Murder Boys
- Rhian Price, Head Librarian, GDR Books Are Better Than People
- John Crawford, Chief Sommelier, MVC Saucy Shipment
- Brian Lunn, Climate Administrator, FS Unprecedented Snowfall
- Ziggi Kaiser, Memory Management Specialist, PRMC You Didn't See Anything
- John Dexter, Planetary Redesigner, GMD I Don't Like That Mountain There, Can We Shift It North A Bit
- Paul Holbrook, Torture Imp, SX Free Blindfolds Available
- Charlotte Murray, Head of Engineering, RTG What's That Do - Wait, No, Put It Back
- Philip Middleton, Security Officer, MK None Of That Please
- Swéta Rana, Space Beast Wrangler, ZPO Menagerie Of Bastards
- Chandini Murali, Rocket Mining Supervisor, RBF Watch This
- Simone Libman, Singularity Keeper, XC We Make And Sell Only The Finest Black Holes
- Evelyn Marr, Financier-at-Large, MMD Useful Connection
- James Paterson, Information Specialist, OPR Everyone's A Spy If You Think About It
- Paul Chambers, Subspace Architect, QRM Hauling Space To Where You Need It
- Chris King, Torpedo Painter, UD Short-Lived Artwork
- Phrazer Downs, Oblivion Database Manager, JMM We Will Forget It For You Wholesale
THANK YOU ALL. You're a fine and attractive set of people, congratulations on your discerning taste, your dashing charms and your ability to seek out a good thing just before it becomes cool.
Only a couple bits of news: firstly, we're 90% funded (!) which means there's only a paltry few supporters left to join our ranks before The Second Death of Daedalus Mole becomes a real book and I, obviously, rocket to riches and stardom. TELL YOUR FRIENDS SO I CAN FINALLY LEAVE YOU ALONE AND FINISH THE NEXT BOOK.
Secondly, there are FOUR SPOTS LEFT on the Conquer A Planet offer, so if you know someone who's looking for a weird Christmas present just shoot em that way. ->
Thirdly, my disparate set of mostly-useless skills means all I have to offer you in return for being a cool supporter is a HANDY FREE TO-DO LIST APP: niallslater.com/todo - make sure you write out 'be an extremely excellent person' and TICK IT RIGHT OFF because you've DONE IT.
Also if you're a nerd like me who loves video games, here's a separate thing that will recommend you a random game to play off the internet: niallslater.com/whatgame
FINALLY: in my last update I opened a bracket and forgot to close it. The death threats I received were many, so I will close the bracket here. Thank you.)
from niall xoxo
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