Friday, 10 April 2015
Well, not so much trailed as extracted. Bad news if you're a tooth, good news if you're a book. Now it's possible to download and read a Sizeable Chunk of The Mule, in which Jacky, the narrator, finds himself in Paris with Euros Frant, the most awful man in the world.
We learn a little bit more about the engimatic rock band Carrie and the Legions, and we learn a lot more about the Von…
"Winmni La Pü Y Piggli."
Monday, 2 February 2015
The most useless book in the world is a translation of a children's classic into a dead language. Some examples of this awful academical tweevery include:
Winnie Ille Pu, the Latin version of Winnie The Pooh.
Fabvula De Jemima Anate Aquatica, the Latin version of The Tale Of Jemima Puddleduck
and Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone in ancient Greek.
Nobody, as far as I know, has translated…
The Most Annoying Man In The World
Thursday, 22 January 2015
What would the most annoying man in the world look like?
Like this, probably. Only shorter, with a moustache.
And hair in his ears.
(with apologies to Aristide Bruant, who I'm sure wasn't at all annoying).
A PLAN FOR PLYMOUTH
Tuesday, 25 November 2014
Some people like lists of words. I don't. I try and avoid books where people are always making lists of pretty words, like chrysostom and peridot.
I tend to avoid your useless beauty. Decoration has its moments, but I can't abid a thee and a thou and a foldesoddingrol.
I do however like a map. Any kind, from a world map to a treasure map to a city plan.
And the greatest city plan of all…
Found In Translation
Tuesday, 16 September 2014
They say you should write about what you know. I've never been a translator, so I decided to write a book about a translator. Which became The Mule.
Which is not true at all. I decided to write a book written in translatorese, the odd dialect of written English in which British and American slang from different decades clash together like verbal armies in the night. Where men can be "blokes" one…
Tuesday, 2 September 2014
Pseudonym, not psuedonym.
Sometimes I make videos. None of them are very literary but here's one of New Order and Philip Larkin. I filmed Alan Bennett myself on a top of the range 2004 mobile phone camera.
Opening a shed
Monday, 1 September 2014
Welcome to my shed. It is of course a virtual shed.
Roald Dahl wrote in a real shed. I've got a lawnmower in mine.
Cyril Connolly or someone famously wrote about the writer's enemy being "the pram in the hall." I think what he actually meant was "the lawnmower in the shed."
Thanks for everyone currently supporting The Mule. The next post will be more about the book and less about the shed…