E-book edition and your name in the back of the book

1st edition paperback book, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book

A signed first edition paperback and your name in the back of the book

A signed edition of the paperback will be delivered to you by the author, having ridden his bike to your front door from at least twenty miles away, followed, in less than a fortnight, by a one-off printed and bound story of the author’s journey, signed and dedicated to the recipient. (travel and accomodation may be requried if you are far from London)

45-minute performance of extracts from the book read by the author, to you and your guests, in the privacy of your own home. Plus a signed paperback delivered to your door plus a story (travel and accomodation may be required if you are far from London).

Your name in the front of the book, plus everything up to the Live in your living room level (except camper's special and bumper package)