The Brexit Tapes

By John Bull

A satirical glimpse behind the curtain as the Government tries, and fails, to deliver Brexit.

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A digital copy of the book, plus your name in the list of supporters at the back of the book.
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Hardback

A copy of the first edition hardback, plus the ebook.
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Signed Hardback

A SIGNED copy of the first edition hardback, plus the ebook.
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$45  + shipping
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Two Copies

Two copies of the first edition hardback plus the ebook.
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$45  + shipping
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Ministers and Monsters - Digital

EXCLUSIVE! A pen-and-paper RPG (role-playing game) written especially for The Brexit Tapes by John Bull. Take on the role of cabinet ministers under the guidance of your PM (Play Master) You will receive a PDF version of the quick-start rules, a simple four-page document telling you all you need to play and run a game of MINISTERS & MONSTERS. This level also includes a SIGNED copy of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
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M'Greh Duck and GoveThulhu Pin Badges

Place upon your label or fabric of choice the venerable symbol of the M'Greh Duck and beside it, show your support for the Eldritch Candidate, GoveThulhu with these two beautiful, exclusive and custom-made enamel pin badges (approx. 25mm diameter, subject to change). Plus a SIGNED copy of The Brexit Tapes!
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SPECIAL BREXIT OFFER

*KLAXONS!* Here ye, here ye, behold a SPECIAL OFFER for the Day Formerly Known as Brexit Day, March 29th. A copy of the HARDBACK book priced especially for Brexit! You get one copy of the first edition hardback at the special offer price of £40 instead of the usual, Non-Brexit price of £20!
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$55  + shipping
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Send a Copy to Your MP!

That's right. One copy for you, one copy sent your MP as a dire warning for all future votes and elections! The copy to the MP will include a letter from John. Plus you get the ebook.
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$60  + shipping
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Two Signed Copies

Two SIGNED copies of the first edition hardback, plus the ebook.
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Ministers & Monsters - Print

This level gets you a PRINTED version of the quick-start rules for the exclusive RPG written by John Bull. MINISTERS & MONSTERS is a simple four-page document telling you all you need to play and run a game with friends. This level also includes a SIGNED copy of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
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$65  + shipping
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MugThulhu

IÄ! Iä! GoVE FHtaGn! Show your support to GoveThulhu in the 2025 General Election with an exclusive MUG. Plus a SIGNED hardback book, and the ebook
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$90  + shipping
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GoveThulhu 2025 Campaign Pack

IÄ! Iä! GoVE FHtaGn! Pledge your support to the Eldritch Candidate in the 2025 General Election and convert your neighbours to the path of the One True Minister. Your GoveThulhu Campaign pack includes all you need to show your fealty and swear blood oath to the be-tentacled horror. Including a SIGNED copy of The Brexit Tapes, an A3 campaign poster, a Bumper Sticker for your car (if you can find fuel in the wasteland), an exclusive MUG with which to toast GoveThulhu's landslide victory, and an important I VOTED sticker to shame and intimidate your friends. Now includes the digital version of MINISTERS & MONSTERS, plus the GoveThulhu and M'Greh Duck enamel pin badges!!
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Play Ministers & Monsters with John Bull

Battle Eldritch ninjas! Rescue Ken Clarke! Play in a game of MINISTERS & MONSTERS run by John in London. You will receive a printed version of the game. This level also includes a SIGNED copy of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
Location and date TBC, travel not included.
Only 5 spaces available
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$250  + shipping
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Your Name in the Book

Always wanted your name forever associated with Brexit? Of course you do! This is your chance to be seen as an expert. You will also receive TWO SIGNED copies of the hardback - one to keep, one to pass around as proof of your academic prowess - the ebook, and the PDF of Ministers & Monsters. **Limited to 6 only.
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Your Opinion in the Book

Your learned opinion on Brexit, the Government, the Deal, the Steam Wishlists of the Cabinet, the rising budget for live mice for Michael Gove, the Kent Lorry Festival - anything you wish (subject to author approval) will appear as a FOOTNOTE on one of the pages of the book. Plus TWO SIGNED copies of the hardback, the PDF of Ministers & Monsters, and the ebook. **Limited to 1 only.
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$435  + shipping

Play Ministers & Monsters - Bring Your Own Group

Battle Eldritch ninjas WITH YOUR FRIENDS! John Bull will run a game of MINISTERS & MONSTERS for you and a group of your friends (up to 5 people) in London. You will receive five printed versions of the game. This level also includes five SIGNED copies of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
Location and date TBC, travel not included. *Limited to 1.
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$620  + shipping

A Whole New World...

An extra song of your choice will be written and added to the "Brexit the Musical" chapter of the book. You get to choose the song to parody and the minister who sings it (subject to author approval). You will also receive THREE SIGNED copies of the hardback, the ebook, your name printed in the special thanks section at the start of the book and a physical, printed copy of Ministers & Monsters. **Limited to 1 only.
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How to Tell Stories on Twitter

John Bull will give a talk, lecture or short session (up to three hours) for your class, club or business in London on how to write and thread content on Twitter in a way people enjoy engaging with. This level also includes 5 copies of the SIGNED hardback, your name in the special thanks at the beginning of the book and the ebook.
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Britain's Official Brextorian

Be named and credited in THE BREXIT TAPES as the Official Brextorian (Brexit Historian) of 2149 Britain. You will also have a dedicated FOOTNOTE where you can express your opinion (subject to author approval), and your name listed in the front of the book in the special thanks section. This level also gets you THREE SIGNED copies of the hardback book, the ebook, and a physical, printed copy of Ministers & Monsters. **Limited reward. Only 1 available.

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