Show your support
A satirical glimpse behind the curtain as the Government tries, and fails, to deliver Brexit.
A digital copy of the book, plus your name in the list of supporters at the back of the book.
M'Greh Duck and GoveThulhu Pin Badges / Special offer
Place upon your label or fabric of choice the venerable symbol of the M'Greh Duck and beside it, show your support for the Eldritch Candidate, GoveThulhu with these two beautiful, exclusive and custom-made enamel pin badges (approx. 25mm diameter, subject to change). Plus a SIGNED copy of The Brexit Tapes!
Ministers and Monsters - Digital
EXCLUSIVE! A pen-and-paper RPG (role-playing game) written especially for The Brexit Tapes by John Bull. Take on the role of cabinet ministers under the guidance of your PM (Play Master) You will receive a PDF version of the quick-start rules, a simple four-page document telling you all you need to play and run a game of MINISTERS & MONSTERS. This level also includes a SIGNED copy of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
Ministers & Monsters - Print
This level gets you a PRINTED version of the quick-start rules for the exclusive RPG written by John Bull. MINISTERS & MONSTERS is a simple four-page document telling you all you need to play and run a game with friends. This level also includes a SIGNED copy of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
GoveThulhu 2025 Campaign Pack / Special offer
IÄ! Iä! GoVE FHtaGn! Pledge your support to the Eldritch Candidate in the 2025 General Election and convert your neighbours to the path of the One True Minister. Your GoveThulhu Campaign pack includes all you need to show your fealty and swear blood oath to the be-tentacled horror. Including a SIGNED copy of The Brexit Tapes, an A3 campaign poster, a Bumper Sticker for your car (if you can find fuel in the wasteland), an exclusive MUG with which to toast GoveThulhu's landslide victory, and an important I VOTED sticker to shame and intimidate your friends. Now includes the digital version of MINISTERS & MONSTERS, plus the GoveThulhu and M'Greh Duck enamel pin badges!!
Play Ministers & Monsters with John Bull
Battle Eldritch ninjas! Rescue Ken Clarke! Play in a game of MINISTERS & MONSTERS run by John in London. You will receive a printed version of the game. This level also includes a SIGNED copy of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
Location and date TBC, travel not included.
Only 5 spaces available
Your Name in the Book
Always wanted your name forever associated with Brexit? Of course you do! This is your chance to be seen as an expert. You will also receive TWO SIGNED copies of the hardback - one to keep, one to pass around as proof of your academic prowess - the ebook, and the PDF of Ministers & Monsters. **Limited to 6 only.
Your Opinion in the Book
Your learned opinion on Brexit, the Government, the Deal, the Steam Wishlists of the Cabinet, the rising budget for live mice for Michael Gove, the Kent Lorry Festival - anything you wish (subject to author approval) will appear as a FOOTNOTE on one of the pages of the book. Plus TWO SIGNED copies of the hardback, the PDF of Ministers & Monsters, and the ebook. **Limited to 1 only.
Play Ministers & Monsters - Bring Your Own Group
Battle Eldritch ninjas WITH YOUR FRIENDS! John Bull will run a game of MINISTERS & MONSTERS for you and a group of your friends (up to 5 people) in London. You will receive five printed versions of the game. This level also includes five SIGNED copies of the hardback book, plus the ebook.
Location and date TBC, travel not included. *Limited to 1.