Tales of Britain

By Jem Roberts

The finest, funniest stories of England, Scotland & Wales, refreshed for the 21st century. By Brother Bernard, as told to Jem Roberts.

Thursday, 16 April 2020

Kingdom of the Seals

Avast behind, and a braw Folklore Thursday to you all, my dears!

For this week's theme of ANIMALS, here be a salty-sea-dog-type retelling of THE KINGDOM OF THE SEALS direct from Brother Bernard's bathtub!

It would be a naughty falsehood to say this nasty wee tale was picked up at John O'Groats itself, it is very very far away. And I don't like kippers.

But enjoy, and stay safe, seals and non-seals alike!

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