Avast behind, and a braw Folklore Thursday to you all, my dears!

For this week's theme of ANIMALS, here be a salty-sea-dog-type retelling of THE KINGDOM OF THE SEALS direct from Brother Bernard's bathtub!

It would be a naughty falsehood to say this nasty wee tale was picked up at John O'Groats itself, it is very very far away. And I don't like kippers.

But enjoy, and stay safe, seals and non-seals alike!