Beloved Patrons,

I'm pleased to inform you that everyone's favourite compendium of daft sonnets is now THREE-QUARTERS FUNDED! Mad gratitude and fulsome thanks to every one of you for getting us to this point. I'm nothing if not predictable, so I've written a sonnet to mark the occasion:

Fingers crossed it won't be too long before the thing hits its target. If you'd be kind enough to share the project on Twitter/Facebook, or construct a Saw-style torture device that forces your victim to pledge or be slowly decapitated, that would be amazing. 100% is so close I can smell it (at least, I *think* that's 100%...)

Yours ever,

Lucien