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A Shakespearean take on such topics as Kim Kardashian, Tinder and Pikachu.

Digital

29 pledges

A digital copy of the book

Hardback

51 pledges

A first edition of the hardback plus the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Collectable

16 pledges

A SIGNED first edition of the hardback plus the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Scribbler

1 pledge

A first edition hardback, ebook, plus a set of 5 postcards of the author’s favourite #Sonnets.

Two Books

3 pledges

Two copies of the first edition hardback, plus the ebook and your name in the list of supporters at the back of the book. *Only pay one lot of shipping.

Signed Scribbler

2 pledges

A SIGNED first edition hardback, ebook, plus a set of 5 postcards of the author’s favourite #Sonnets.

Wordsmith

3 pledges

A first edition hardback, ebook, plus a limerick written about you or the subject of your choice.

Muse

8 pledges

A first edition hardback, ebook, plus an original sonnet written about you or the subject of your choice.

Poet-in-Residence / Special offer

Lucien will write a brand new #Sonnet on the subject of your choosing to be included in the book. Your sonnet will be personally dedicated to you, forever immortalised in print! Plus a SIGNED copy of the hardback and the ebook. *The topic is subject to author approval, limited to 5.

Noble Patron

1 pledge

A SIGNED first edition hardback, ebook, plus a series of FIVE hilarious sonnets written about you or the subject(s) of your choice.

Poet Laureate

A SIGNED first edition hardback, ebook, plus a series of FIVE hilarious sonnets written about you or the subject(s) of your choice, PLUS a high-quality recording of the author reading them.

Monarch

Two signed hardbacks, ebook, set of five postcards, plus the author will come to the venue of your choice and read a selection of his sonnets, including one written specially for the occasion.