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A hilarious old-school comic novel — like Ugly Betty rewritten by P.G. Wodehouse

Digital

40 pledges

Digital edition and your name in the back of the book.

Hardback

65 pledges

1st edition cloth-bound hardback, digital edition and your name printed in the back.

Signed

26 pledges

Signed 1st edition cloth-bound hardback with free UK shipping, digital edition, and your name printed in the back

Party

4 pledges

2 invitations to the launch party at a Central London venue tbc, 1st edition cloth-bound hardback with free UK shipping, digital edition, and your name printed in the back

Lunch

3 pledges

You and a guest can join Paul for an old-school publisher’s lunch at a London restaurant tbc, 2 invitations to the launch party, 1st edition signed cloth-bound hardback with free UK shipping, a digital edition and your name printed in the back (Only 10 available)

Reading Group

Get members of your reading group to club together and you will receive 6 hardback copies with free UK shipping, unlimited digital editions and Paul will travel wherever you are to attend your meeting and talk about the book.

Althorp Festival – Gold Pass

Join Paul as his guest at the Althorp Literary Festival 2014 in the splendour of Althorp House. Paul will provide day passes granting access to 4 events of your choice and everything at signed level. (Two passes per pledge. Limited to 10 pledges)

Hay Festival – Gold Pass / Sold out

Be in the Novel

Have a character named after you, or a loved one, plus 2 invitations to launch party, Signed, 1st edition cloth-bound hardback, a digital edition and your name in the back.