Hello,

You may have noticed we've gone a bit quiet. Well, we were marooned in a quantum dungeon beneath Goldman Sachs for a while, but we got out. Most of us anyway. Also, it's Xmas which is not a lizard hunter's super besso time of year. So we'll be back with full anti-reptile force in The One Five. Yes, I did just call 2015 that.

But in the meantime, as the year comes to an end, important questions rise to the surface...

Apart from children's tears, which has been done to death, what do you buy the lizard who has everything?

Is Clare Balding a lizard, or merely an apparatchik?

Will M&S ditch the Magic and Sparkle cobblers next year and run with Masoch and de Sade?

Tattoo your answers to a small, shaved dog and let it run round the playground. We'll take it from there.

Finally, before I go we'd like to welcome new pledgers to the RR gang. Here they are, Steve-o and Wendy. Say hello. You're all going to get along just fine. Aren't you?

Seriously though, I have been working on the app text and look forward to posting you lovely pledgers a chunk of it in the near future. Thanks.

Yours in Resistance,

Craig