The Note to Boy grand prize draw has taken place! No expense was spared to ensure fairness. The latest hi-tech, laser-powered randomiser crayons (£3.99) were employed, and a celebrity guest invited to make the draw. Two lucky winners will be contacted soon. Congratulations!

Our celebrity guest took her task very seriously, as you can see. 

PS Note to Boy is presently scaling the giddy heights at 81%. So near, I can almost taste the G&T. You’ve done so much already by supporting me. If you could find it in your wallets to upgrade your pledge or make a donation, we’ll get there all the quicker. That Hilary Mantel could so with some competition I reckon! Thank you.