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A personal, absurd celebration of the sheer joy of video games.

Ebook

602 pledges

The complete book! However, this edition is made with 1s and 0s instead of paper for all you modern lot! Oh, and EVERY tier will get your name printed in the back of the book as a thank you!

● Ebook
● Name in back of Book

Low-key Audiobook

169 pledges

The unabridged audiobook version, unprofessionally recorded by me in my own office. If time is tight I might record a bit while cooking dinner, hoovering, that sort of thing.

● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Digital Bundle

513 pledges

Oooo, look at Captain 21st Century over here! This’ll get you an Ebook and the Audiobook but you’ll have to provide the robot butler yourself.

● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Hardback

1280 pledges

Printed on the finest dead and pulped tree, this is the book as it was meant to be read. Guaranteed to come with that new book smell and the Digital Bundle too!

● Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Signed Hardback

2636 pledges

As above but I shall take your copy gently into my hands and royally fuck up my new I’m-an-author-now signature on a page near the front. Rebecca will sign it too! Hers will be nicer!

● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Snuggle Buddies

53 pledges

Two copies of the hardback book so you can force a friend to sit outside under a tree and read with you. The digital bundle too for headphone sharing time! Friendship!

● 2 x Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● 2 Names in back of Book

Tortilla Lasagna Recipe Edition

196 pledges

That’s right. It’s finally here. The fabled Tortilla lasagna recipe, on a poster, with cute drawings of the ingredients being murdered horribly. Enjoy your signed copy, ebook or audiobook underneath it to really make people leave you alone.

● Tortilla Lasagne Poster
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Pin Badge Edition

56 pledges

Everyone likes badges* so here is a set of them featuring characters from the book! I’ll throw in a signed hardback and the digital bundle too I guess!
*According to market research. **
** A Tweet I made

● 4 Pin Badges
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Art Print Edition

75 pledges

Art! A collection of art prints taken from the pages of the book. Glue them to a wall, frame them or make a pair of underpants from them. The choice is yours! Oh, and a signed hardback book and the digital bundle too, duh.

● 2 Art Prints - A3
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Dog Bookmark Edition (Only 200 available)

189 pledges

A bookmark featuring illustrations from the book that will be signed by my two german shepherds! Well, when I say signed, we’re just going to put pet safe ink on their paws and hope you’re all alright with a dog-generated smear on a bookmark. Pray for my floor. Comes with a signed hardback book and the digital bundle too!
(My vague attempts to make this happen may be recorded and uploaded to the internet.)

● One double sided bookmark with Dog “Signatures.”
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Personalised Signed Edition (Only 200 Available) / Sold out

200 pledges

Collector's Edition

175 pledges

Look at me, I’m doing a Ubisoft! This is everything up to this point. The ebook, audiobook, a signed hardback, dog bookmark, art prints, pin badges and the Tortilla lasagna recipe poster. Also a certificate of authenticity so cheap looking that you’ll think it was knocked up in about 30 minutes. (It was) (Best Value)

● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Dog Bookmark
● Art Prints
● Pin Badges
● Tortilla Lasagne Poster
● Certificate of Authenticity
● Signed Hardback
● Name in back of Book

Custom Art Edition (Only 50 Available)

36 pledges

Send a few pictures of your lovely face in and Rebecca will traditionally hand draw you and me playing games in the art style of the book. We’ll even sign it you lucky devil you!
Oh, and a signed book, digital bundle too! You know the drill by now.

● Unique A5 Artwork of your face in the books art style.
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Name in back of Book

Front of the Book Edition (Only 20 Available)

11 pledges

Group photo! Send in your face, Rebecca will draw it in the art style of the book and that picture will be printed alongside your name on one of the first few pages of the book! Let everyone gaze upon the cartoonified beauty that is your mush!
Fancy a signed book and digital bundle too? Good.

● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Dog Bookmark
● Art Prints
● Pin Badges
● Tortilla Lasagne Poster
● Certificate of Authenticity
● Signed Hardback
● Name and artwork of your face in the Front of the Book

Personalised Video Edition (Only 100 Available)

15 pledges

A personalised video thank you from me to you. May feature dogs. Or lego. Maybe both. Minimum of 60 seconds (It might last an hour. You know how I go on). We’ll contact you after the campaign to find out a bit about you and I will totally use that information to get weird.
Signed book and digital bundle too!

● A personalised thank you video sent digitally.
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Dog Bookmark
● Art Prints
● Pin Badges
● Tortilla Lasagne Poster
● Certificate of Authenticity
● Signed Hardback
● Name in back of Book

Ultimate Supporter Edition (Only 1 Available) / Sold out

1 pledge

Plays Video Chooser (Only 3 Available)

1 pledge

So there’s that one game I’ve never played that you DESPERATELY want me to isn’t there? Well, this is that chance. This lets you select a game that I’ll play for an edited video. You’ll get a shoutout in the video and, if the game is terrible, you will be blamed and abused all the way through it.
You know what’s next. Signed hardback and the digital bundle of course.
(Note: I won’t be able to cover anything on Twitch’s banlist or any Nintendo stuff. This will stop rival YouTuber’s using this tier to destroy my career. SHUT UP IT MIGHT HAPPEN.)

● Choose a game for an edited video
● A high quality copy of the video sent to you digitally
● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Dog Bookmark
● Art Prints
● Pin Badges
● Tortilla Lasagne Poster
● Certificate of Authenticity
● Signed Hardback
● Name in back of Book

You Choose A Chapter Edition (Only 1 Available) / Sold out

1 pledge