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A personal, absurd celebration of the sheer joy of video games.

Ebook

868 pledges

The complete book! However, this edition is made with 1s and 0s instead of paper for all you modern lot!

● Ebook

Low-key Audiobook

223 pledges

The unabridged audiobook version, unprofessionally recorded by me in my own office. If time is tight I might record a bit while cooking dinner, hoovering, that sort of thing.

● Audiobook

Digital Bundle

735 pledges

Oooo, look at Captain 21st Century over here! This’ll get you an Ebook and the Audiobook but you’ll have to provide the robot butler yourself.

● Ebook
● Audiobook

Hardback

1962 pledges

Printed on the finest dead and pulped tree, this is the book as it was meant to be read. Guaranteed to come with that new book smell and the Digital Bundle too!

● Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook

Signed Hardback

4057 pledges

As above but I shall take your copy gently into my hands and royally fuck up my new I’m-an-author-now signature on a page near the front. Rebecca will sign it too! Hers will be nicer!

● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook

Snuggle Buddies

107 pledges

Two copies of the hardback book so you can force a friend to sit outside under a tree and read with you. The digital bundle too for headphone sharing time! Friendship!

● 2 x Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook

Tortilla Lasagna Recipe Edition

309 pledges

That’s right. It’s finally here. The fabled Tortilla lasagna recipe, on a poster, with cute drawings of the ingredients being murdered horribly. Enjoy your signed copy, ebook or audiobook underneath it to really make people leave you alone.

● Tortilla Lasagne Poster
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook

Pin Badge Edition

87 pledges

Everyone likes badges* so here is a set of them featuring characters from the book! I’ll throw in a signed hardback and the digital bundle too I guess!
*According to market research. **
** A Tweet I made

● 4 Pin Badges
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook

Art Print Edition

106 pledges

Art! A collection of art prints taken from the pages of the book. Glue them to a wall, frame them or make a pair of underpants from them. The choice is yours! Oh, and a signed hardback book and the digital bundle too, duh.

● 2 Art Prints - A3
● Signed Hardback
● Ebook
● Audiobook

Dog Bookmark Edition (Only 200 available) / Sold out

200 pledges

Personalised Signed Edition (Only 200 Available) / Sold out

200 pledges

Collector's Edition (only 300 available)

264 pledges

Look at me, I’m doing a Ubisoft! This is everything up to this point. The ebook, audiobook, a signed hardback, dog bookmark, art prints, pin badges and the Tortilla lasagna recipe poster. Also a certificate of authenticity so cheap looking that you’ll think it was knocked up in about 30 minutes. (It was) (Best Value)

● Ebook
● Audiobook
● Dog Bookmark
● Art Prints
● Pin Badges
● Tortilla Lasagne Poster
● Certificate of Authenticity
● Signed Hardback

Custom Art Edition (Only 50 Available) / Sold out

43 pledges

Front of the Book Edition (Only 20 Available) / Sold out

20 pledges

Personalised Video Edition (Only 100 Available) / Sold out

32 pledges

Ultimate Supporter Edition (Only 1 Available) / Sold out

1 pledge

Plays Video Chooser (Only 3 Available) / Sold out

1 pledge

You Choose A Chapter Edition (Only 1 Available) / Sold out

1 pledge