My Tutu Went AWOL!

By Iestyn Edwards

When you audition by accident and take your cross-dressing ballerina act to entertain the troops in Iraq & Afghanistan

Tuesday, 25 April 2017

Pillow Menus Aren't Me

  Hello all - how nice.  Are we seeing you at Albert's on Thursday?  Performing there for Medium Rare.  Ooh. 

  Now, look - here we are - it's about getting my numbers up with your two line reviews on Amazon. Some complete strangers, even, have been posting!  Please can you?  Algorithms are the new quinoa.  Tell you for why...

  Declan Forbes worked front of house at Covent Garden when I did.  He was reading law.  He must have read it very keenly because these days when he travels for work he stays at hotels that have three-page pillow menus.  Touring I have often stayed at a 'hotel' that has three cork boards of mugshots.

Do not let these characters onto the premises. 
Police aware but running scared. 

So, you do see, don't you?
 

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Jeff Short
 Jeff Short says:

Hi Iestyn,

What time is your signing at Aldeburgh books?

Jeff

posted 25th April 2017

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