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Thursday, 25 January 2018

Hi everyone,

Married to a Cave Man has been available to buy for a couple of weeks but copies hadn't been issued to patrons, so I didn't consider the thing done and dusted. There were gremlins at the printers, alas, and they proved elusive. Anyway: I'm happy to report that said gremlins have now been rounded up and shot. Patron copies started arriving today. Done. Dusted.

I really hope you like…

Still almost there

Wednesday, 3 January 2018

Hi everyone,

In my last update, I said that the plan was to get the book to you before Christmas. The new plan is to ... not do that. Obviously.

Sorry for the delay. Something went awry at the printer but we're back on track. Let's call it 'mid-January'. The ebook is available now.

Thanks and happy new year,


We have a cover!

Tuesday, 5 December 2017

Hi everyone,

Married to a Cave Man is almost ready. The current plan is to get it into your hands just before Christmas. In the meantime, here's the cover. I'm really chuffed with it. 

Thanks for your patience. Not long to go now.



Almost a book

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Let the record show that I am doing my excited face, which is much like my normal face, but slightly more alarming. Married to a Cave Man has been spat upon and vigorously polished, and is almost ready to go. I'm reading the proofs now and cover design is well underway.

I don't have a publication date just yet but thought I should post an update to assure everyone who pledged that there really…


Monday, 10 April 2017

Married to a Cave Man is now fully funded. I'm really grateful to everyone who supported the project either directly, by spreading the word, or by simply not punching me when I kept going on and on (and on) about it. Your pledges/marketing/pacifism have meant a lot.

Thank you!




Thursday, 6 April 2017

Hello everyone,

Married to a Cave Man is 75% funded. My wife, who has some book-learnin', tells me that this is more than half. WAY more. She tried to explain how much more but she lost me. I did what I always do when talk turns to numbers - I faked a seizure to get out of the conversation. Anyway: huge thanks to everyone who has pledged support.

If you know anyone who might be interested in…

Publication date: Winter 2018
110% funded
182 backers