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Indispensable and hilarious* notes on midlife (*possibly a lie)


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E-book edition.


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1st edition hardback and the ebook edition


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Signed 1st edition hardback and the ebook edition


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Collectable signed and dedicated hardback, with secret (possibly highly amusing but generally extremely fabulous) hand-written note in margin, for you to find. This will make your copy worth about £1 billion pounds one day. If inflation gets really bad

Launch Party

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Invitation to the Lifeshambles launch party in London. There will be canapés. But…really nice ones, you know. With fillings. Oh, and champagne. And FUN. And awesome heels

Lunch With the Author / Sold out

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Eternal Love

Frankly, if you throw in a grand I'm probably going to have to kiss you. This offer is limited to 400 people. But not all at once