Hi everybody. Well the time is nearly here when I can call myself an author, allowing me to smoke a pipe and wear a cravatte.

The name of the game now is to see how much money can be raised  to help the homeless as all my royalties will be donated to Crisis.

The more books sold the more money for Crisis,and the way to encourage this(so I am told) is to to give the book a 5 star review on Amazon. ( You don’t have to buy anything)

Now there is fair chance that many of you will think the book is a load of bloody rubbish; in this case I do not want you to perjure yourselves, so just give it 4 stars.

The target is to make the book a best seller,  and raise thousands of pounds. It will of course  make  me famous and mean an appearance on the Clive Norton show. This will attract an American company to buy the film rights so we can all go to Hollywood and walk down the red carpet in slinky dresses( even the women)

Thank you for support

love

Elfan.