How to Glitter a Turd

By Kris Hallenga

The story of an ordinary girl who, with a side-serving of cancer, makes life extraordinary

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First edition hardback

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Glittery Turd Keyring

A chirpy little reminder that you too can glitter that turd!

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Enamel Mug 'Today I Glittered a Turd'

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Wake Up and Smell the Coffee

Coffee will help me write this book. Without coffee, I am nothing. Thanks to my pals at Extract Coffee you can not only get my book but also a bag of special ‘How to Glitter a Turd’ coffee, the very elixir that is making this book happen.
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Read with a Breast Friend

Two signed first edition hardbacks

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Cat in the Book

A polaroid picture of my cat hidden in the book

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Awesome Turd

10 signed copies of the book plus a special mention at the back of the book

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Mega Awesome Turds

10 signed copies and a talk at your workplace or organisation from Kris and high fives TO ALL

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Mega Awesome x Infinity Turds

10 signed copies and a talk at your work place or organisation from Kris, high fives TO ALL AND a logo in the back of the book

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