How to Glitter a Turd
By Kris Hallenga
The story of an ordinary girl who, with a side-serving of cancer, makes life extraordinary
The crowd has spoken – How to Glitter a Turd is happening. Pre-order your reward now.
FEATURED REWARD
$55
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210 pledges
Signed Hardback
Signed (with a smiley face if ya lucky) first edition hardback
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- eBook
- your name in the back of the book
$15
81 pledges
$40
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134 pledges
Hardback
First edition hardback
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- copy of the eBook
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$60
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12 pledges
Glittery Turd Keyring
A chirpy little reminder that you too can glitter that turd!
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- eBook
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$75
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25 pledges
Enamel Mug 'Today I Glittered a Turd'
Who wouldn’t want this?
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$90
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Wake Up and Smell the Coffee
Coffee will help me write this book. Without coffee, I am nothing. Thanks to my pals at Extract Coffee you can not only get my book but also a bag of special ‘How to Glitter a Turd’ coffee, the very elixir that is making this book happen.
Numbers limited
Numbers limited
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- first edition signed hardback
- Enamel mug
- eBook
- your name in the back of the book
$100
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12 pledges
Read with a Breast Friend
Two signed first edition hardbacks
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- eBook
- two names in the back of the book
$150
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6 pledges
Cat in the Book
A polaroid picture of my cat hidden in the book
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- first edition signed hardback
- eBook
- your name in the back of the book
$1,500
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1 pledge
Awesome Turd
10 signed copies of the book plus a special mention at the back of the book
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- eBook
- your name in the back of the book
$3,000
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1 pledge
Mega Awesome Turds
10 signed copies and a talk at your workplace or organisation from Kris and high fives TO ALL
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- eBook edition
- your name in the back of the book
$7,500
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Mega Awesome x Infinity Turds
10 signed copies and a talk at your work place or organisation from Kris, high fives TO ALL AND a logo in the back of the book
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- eBook
- your name in the back of the book
$POA
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1 pledge
Bespoke
You might have a million pounds lying around? Cool, let’s chat!
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