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A farcical novel-in-emails about an eccentric writers group. They've all got a book in them, unfortunately.

Digital

31 pledges

A copy of the ebook and your name printed in the list of supporters at the back of the book.

Paperback

63 pledges

A first edition of the book plus the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Signed Paperback

31 pledges

A first edition of the book, SIGNED by all three authors, plus the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Two Copies

18 pledges

One for you, one for your fellow writer. Plus the ebook and your name at the back of the book,

Podcast and Paperback

15 pledges

The SIGNED book, plus exclusive early-bird access to the first episode of the Kitten on a Fatberg podcast, produced by BAFTA-winning producer Richard Webb (Stewart Lee’s and Bridget Christie’s producer).

Literary Agony Aunt, by Alice (Bespoke)

In a roundabout and probably not very satisfactory way, Alice will answer your literary question on how to get started with your writing. (If she can get round to it.) Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.

Blue, Blue Poem, by Blue (Bespoke)

2 pledges

A bespoke poem (c30 lines) from Crawley’s answer to Sylvia Plath, on a topic of your own choosing (so long as it’s dark and raw). Spoiler: Don’t expect a happy ending. Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.

Xęn”dährin Message, by Keith (Bespoke)

A bespoke letter written in Xen”dährin, the language of the Otherlings of Greensky, on a topic of your own choosing. Sample: buym"yböoksthèyresœgreâtyouwón'tregrētit. Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.

Copycat, by Tom (Bespoke)

Tom will take a piece of your own writing and plagiarise it somewhere in the published version of Kitten on a Fatberg (you’ll have to spot it though). Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.

Anti-Critique from Peter, Writer (Bespoke)

A page of bespoke feedback on a piece of your own writing, delivered in inimitable style by Britain’s leading (and only) ‘artist-in-negative and conceptual deranger of the interjective space’. (No promises, but likely to be very hostile and quite irrelevant). Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.

For Your Eyes Only

2 pledges

A copy of Jon's exclusive report on 'The Crawley Triangle - UFOs, Disappearances and the Deep State Cover-up in the Lambs Green, Crawley Down, Pease Pottage Area.' Plus THREE COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook and your name printed in the Special Thanks section at the FRONT of the book.

Writers' Group

1 pledge

At least 2 of the authors will visit your writers' group to discuss the genesis of the book, the delicate art of author collaboration, the importance of Monster Munch, and other important writers' group-related topics. Radius: London and the Home Counties. Includes one signed paperback copy of the book per member, up to 8 members.

Patron of the Arts

1 pledge

Five copies of the SIGNED book, all the BESPOKE levels, a copy of Jon's UFO report, and your name printed in the front of the book in the Special Thanks section.