Kitten on a Fatberg

By Dan Brotzel, Martin Jenkins, Alex Woolf

A farcical novel-in-emails about an eccentric writers group. They've all got a book in them, unfortunately.

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$15 
48 pledges

Digital

A copy of the ebook and your name printed in the list of supporters at the back of the book.
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$25  + shipping
122 pledges

Paperback

A first edition of the book plus the ebook and your name in the back of the book.
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$40  + shipping
51 pledges

Signed Paperback

A first edition of the book, SIGNED by all three authors, plus the ebook and your name in the back of the book.
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$45  + shipping
144 pledges

Two Copies

One for you, one for your fellow writer. Plus the ebook and your name at the back of the book,
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$75  + shipping
17 pledges

Podcast and Paperback

The SIGNED book, plus exclusive early-bird access to the first episode of the Kitten on a Fatberg podcast, produced by BAFTA-winning producer Richard Webb (Stewart Lee’s and Bridget Christie’s producer).
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$90  + shipping
2 pledges

Bespoke Critique

Practical feedback on your own story! As writers, editors and trainers, we (the real authors) will offer you some practical, constructive feedback on your short story, novel chapter(s) or synopsis. You'll get detailed feedback from at least 2 of us on material of up to 5000 words
12 available

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  • two copies of the signed paperback
  • eBook edition
  • your name in the back of the book
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$115  + shipping
1 pledge

Anti-Critique from Peter, Writer (Bespoke)

A page of bespoke feedback on a piece of your own writing, delivered in inimitable style by Britain’s leading (and only) ‘artist-in-negative and conceptual deranger of the interjective space’. (No promises, but likely to be very hostile and quite irrelevant). Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.
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Copycat, by Tom (Bespoke)

Tom will take a piece of your own writing and plagiarise it somewhere in the published version of Kitten on a Fatberg (you’ll have to spot it though). Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.
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$115  + shipping

Xęn”dährin Message, by Keith (Bespoke)

A bespoke letter written in Xen”dährin, the language of the Otherlings of Greensky, on a topic of your own choosing. Sample: buym"yböoksthèyresœgreâtyouwón'tregrētit. Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.
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$115  + shipping
2 pledges

Blue, Blue Poem, by Blue (Bespoke)

A bespoke poem (c30 lines) from Crawley’s answer to Sylvia Plath, on a topic of your own choosing (so long as it’s dark and raw). Spoiler: Don’t expect a happy ending. Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.
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Literary Agony Aunt, by Alice (Bespoke)

In a roundabout and probably not very satisfactory way, Alice will answer your literary question on how to get started with your writing. (If she can get round to it.) Plus TWO COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook, and your name in the back of the book.
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Xen"Rah Hero

Keith will make you the hero or heroine of a scene from the Dragons of Xęn”räh saga – Ice Realm of the Otherlings – his epic 12-volume saga. Just provide a few details, Keith will do the rest - and the results will feature in the finished book!
Only 3 heroes available

PLUS:

  • two copies of the signed paperback
  • eBook edition
  • your name in the back of the book
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$300  + shipping
4 pledges

For Your Eyes Only

A copy of Jon's exclusive report on 'The Crawley Triangle - UFOs, Disappearances and the Deep State Cover-up in the Lambs Green, Crawley Down, Pease Pottage Area.' Plus THREE COPIES of the SIGNED paperback, the ebook and your name printed in the Special Thanks section at the FRONT of the book.
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$525  + shipping
2 pledges

Writers' Group

At least 2 of the authors will visit your writers' group to discuss the genesis of the book, the delicate art of author collaboration, the importance of Monster Munch, and other important writers' group-related topics. Radius: London and the Home Counties. Includes one signed paperback copy of the book per member, up to 8 members.
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$1,500  + shipping
1 pledge

Patron of the Arts

Five copies of the SIGNED book, all the BESPOKE levels, a copy of Jon's UFO report, and your name printed in the front of the book in the Special Thanks section.
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