Thursday, 6 July 2023
ALWAYS judge a book by its cover!
There's that ridiculous saying "never judge a book by its cover".
Well I say balls to that! ALWAYS judge a book by its cover. Well, as long as it's mine. Because it's great.
I was recently able to reveal the cover to 'Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You' and I am really proud of it. I think it's got the mix of creepy and fun exactly right.
Like having sex on a ghost train.
Or so I've been told.
Top rewards
Signed, first-edition paperback
Just imagine - the book funds, I get a move on and finish writing it, your copy arrives in the post, you open the front cover and… gasp… I’ve scrawled with a black marker pen on the inside! What could possibly be better than that? Actually there are a lot of things much better than that but for heaven’s sake work with me here. Anyway, for this pledge you’ll get a signed, first-edition paperback copy of the book, the ebook and your name in the back of the book among the list of patrons.
"Keanu Reeves Doesn't Love Me" mug and signed book
The first thing I do in the morning is have a coffee from my Mentally Dating Greg Davies mug (yes I do own that). The only thing I can think of that would be better than that is drinking my coffee from a mug that reminds me that one of the sexiest and apparently loveliest men in Hollywood doesn’t love me. Oh no, wait. That’s a horrible thought. Oh well, buy one anyway. Those of you with ladies in your life could always buy one for her to remind her that she may as well stay with you as she’s never going to get Keanu.
You’ll receive the mug plus a signed, first-edition paperback copy of the book, the ebook, and your name in the back among the list of patrons.
Comments
Sex on a ghost train? I don't believe it. You'd probably prefer the Waltzer.
Scream if you want to go faster!
posted 7th July 2023
Whilst having sex on a ghost train do you have to grab the ghoulies??
posted 7th July 2023