Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You

By Becky Holmes

My Encounters With Online Romance Scammers

Tuesday, 31 May 2022

300, but without the leather straps

Hi everyone (I wanted to do a cute waving emoji here but there isn't one available on this system so just imagine it)!

I am very excited to see that I have hit the 300 buyers mark because it means I can reference that Gerard Butler film where all the grubby testosterone-fuelled men run around shouting in their loin cloths and little bits of leather. Annoyingly, now that I'm sitting here to write it I can't even think of a flimsy excuse as to why it should get a mention. 

Oh hang on... grubby testosterone-fuelled men running around and shouting in loin cloths and litle bits of leather. Yep. That's it. No excuse needed.


Excuse me everyone, I've got a film to rewatch... 

(Imagine that I've been able to include an amusing aubergine emoji here)


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