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I am NOT from Toys R Us!

Monday, 25 April 2022

For the past few months I have been a research machine. And I don't mean some crappy little 1990s robot thing from Toys R Us, I'm talking about some powerful Hollywood Transformers shit here. I have researched my sizeable arse off.

I've spoken to people from all parts of the romance fraud 'community' - academics, historians, organisation leaders, private investigators, police, banks, documentary…

I'm a bit like your mobile phone provider

Tuesday, 29 March 2022

Hmm I have just read that title back and perhaps it wasn't a good choice as that rather implies that I'll provide bloody awful service whilst consistently charging more and more and then when you complain I'll turn into a spotty teenager in a call centre who is too busy thinking about copping off with his mate's girlfriend Donna to even think about your problem.


What I meant really was that…

I thought it was the morphine...

Wednesday, 2 March 2022

When I signed a publishing contract with Unbound I knew it was a crowdfunding model and I would need to get a lot of support before it officially became a 'book deal'. My contract said I had an initial period of six months, which could then be extended to a year if both parties agreed. 

The part of me that has dreamt of being an author since I was at school shouted "yes you can do this bitch -…

Well who’d have thought it?

Saturday, 19 February 2022

Hello lovelies


I've reached my first big milestone - 25% towards the pledge target. GET IN! 


It happened quicker than I expected so Keanu and I want to say an effing MASSIVE thank you to all of you who have pledged. It's hard not to sound like some nauseating actress at the BAFTAs here, but this really is down to you (my goodness that was hard to write without my gag reflex taking over…

Writing in progress
Publication date: TBC
107% funded
299 backers