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Digital

28 pledges

A copy of the eBook and your name in the back of the book.

Pay It Forward e-book edition

You'll receive an ebook copy with your name in the back, and you'll provide a copy for someone who can't afford it.

Hardback

13 pledges

First edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Handwritten Poem

Amelia will handwrite you a surprise poem from the book of your choosing, she will give you a range of topics the poem could cover for you to choose from. You will also receive a hardback copy of the book with your name in the back. 

Handmade Bookmark

7 pledges

Amelia will make you a beautiful handmade bookmark, plus a first edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Signed Book

3 pledges

Signed first edition hardback, the ebook and your name in the back of the book.

Pay It Forward

You'll receive a hardback copy with your name in the back, and you'll provide a copy for someone who can't afford it.

Read With a Friend

1 pledge

Two signed first edition hardback, eBook and both your names in the back of the book.

The Instagram edition

Meet up with Amelia for an afternoon of tea, cake and chat in one of London's most Instagrammable cafés. (Travel outside of London not included). You'll also receive a signed hardback copy, and e-book edition, of the book.

The Life Guru

An hour-long Skype or FaceTime chat with Amelia, offload your woes and she'll try to sort them out. If you don't need an agony aunt, simply gossip, bitch, ask questions, moan or hurl abuse at her for an hour. You'll also receive a signed hardback copy, and ebook edition, of the book.

Chapter of Your Choice

Are you a millennial with a burning desire for a life question to be answered, or at least, half-answered? Amelia will include an entire chapter of the book on a topic of your choosing, you'll also receive a signed hardback copy of the book, a handmade bookmark, a handwritten poem and correspondence throughout with the author about your chapter.

Fine Art Print

1 pledge

A fine art print of the cover artwork, a signed first edition hardback, the eBook and your name in the back of the book.

Patron

Your name printed in the front of the book thanking you for your contribution, plus a signed first edition paperback and the eBook. [Only 3 available]

Corporate Patron

A special full-page dedication for your organisation printed in the front of every edition of the book, and 10 copies of the signed first edition hardback. [Only 2 available]