(with deep gratitude and sincere apologies to dear Dr. Seuss)

Every Twit down in Twitville

Liked Twitter a lot,

But the Frynch,

Who lived just North of London,

Did NOT!

The Frynch hated Twitter!

The whole Twitmas season.

Now please don’t ask why,

No-one quite knows the reason.

It could be his laptop

Wasn’t plugged in quite right,

It could be perhaps 

That his pants were…