Hot Singles in Your Area

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About The Book

Hot Singles in Your Area is a novel by Jordan Shiveley the writer behind the Dread Singles (@hottestsingles) twitter account.

Noah Bezdan doesn’t know whether he has been writing these single ads or they have been writing him. A job is just a job, right? At least… until it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. Or was that a doom fulfilling prophecy? Either way, Noah hasn’t been sleeping very much as of late and that doesn’t even begin to explain all the blood…

Unsure whether HOT SINGLES is right for you? Don’t worry: these words will find their way into your deepest, darkest dreams soon enough. Of course, you could try and run…that would be…amusing…

'Of all the things that could escape a closet full of hungry teeth, Jordan’s writing is the sharpest and leaves the deepest marks' John Wiswell, author of Someone You Can Build a Nest In

'Devastating in its bottom-of-the-grave black humour, Hot Singles in Your Area reminds readers that life is precious, eeting and has already been promised to the Void' Jen Vaughn, author of Goosebumps: Download and Die!

Will leave you laughing, shuddering and looking over your shoulder
David Demchuk, author of The Bone Mother and Red X

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