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Friday, 29 June 2018

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Happy Friday, Zero F*ckers!


Yeah it is, actually. For five reasons.


1. FLY MY PRETTY, FLY! And God speed.

First of all, the book has gone to print. OMG. I was voluntarily making changes and adding new bits right until the last day until the very tolerant folks at Unbound had to spike my coffee with sedatives and burn my laptop, just so they could get…

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Thursday, 25 January 2018

Valentine front

"What a force the world is only now seeing... just you, a wonderful human being." 

Hello, friends! 

A lot of people think that Valentine's Day is lame. Old-fashioned. 

I suppose it can be depressing if your self-esteem relies on getting a truckload of roses delivered to your door every February 14th, but as an opportunity to tell people we love that we love them, I'm OK with it. 


HO HO HOW many fucks? Zero! Your essential Christmas update.

Sunday, 24 December 2017

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Merry Christmas Eve and God Bless us, everyone.

So many things to report, but I’ll keep it punchy because it's 24th December and you’re drunk already, aren’t you? You probably won’t even remember this update tomorrow.


The total per cent is past a hundred

Which means the book is fully funded!


Firstly, I’d like to say thank you. It’s a unique gift, helping to make someone…

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Publication date: November 2018
126% funded
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