The Little Girl Who Gave Zero Fucks

Your very own first edition hardback, plus ebook edition

A signed first edition hardback, ebook edition, along with zero fucks given by author Amy Kean

A signed first edition of the hardback hardback and a selection of #zerofucks badges for you to wear all over yourself, plus the ebook.

Two first edition hardbacks. One for you, one for an extra special friend who inspires you every day. Plus the ebook edition.

Technically the book is PG13 but we're selling a limited edition 'clean' version which uses state of the art whitening technology (!) and also fur stickers to create a book with no swears. It's limited, because we love the book as it is, but if you want the clean version for super young children before they graduate to reading F word then pledge now! Plus ebook edition
Numbers limited

A signed first edition of the hardback and your very own poem written about you. Just tell Amy who you are and what you give the most fucks about and let Amy do the rest. Every poem will be bespoke and completely different, created with love. As such, this pledge could very easily dominate Amy's every waking moment and potentially drive her insane.

Your very own Zero Fucks tote bag to wear on your best shoulder with pride, plus everything at the signed level

Your very own basket filled with fucks for you to give to absolutely nobody, and everything at the signed level

A signed first edition of the hardback and a ticket to an event on Wednesday 14th February in Central London featuring a talk on Zero Fucks feminism, inspirational entertainment and music that'll make us dance like squirrels who have drunk too much gin (plus a charity donation on your behalf )

Your very own Zero Fucks goody bag with badges, a t-shirt and tote bag plus everything at the signed level Numbers limited

An A3 print of any scene and quote from the book of your choice, to be placed upon the nicest wall in your house or office, plus everything at the signed level

An A4 illustrated print of you in Elodie-Rose's world. It could be you, or it could be your kid. An illustration of your kid would be easier and less weird, but either way it'll be fucking magical. Plus everything at the signed level.

10 books and a talk from Amy Kean on the story and background of the book, what a 'zero fucks future' would look like, and how to apply this thinking to your everyday professional lives. This talk is suitable for both men and women of course!

100 copies of the book to sell in your store, coffee shop or illegal boot sale plus your company name printed in the front of the book as special thanks