Well how lovely to see you here.
Firstly, I should thank-you for having the devil-may-care audacity to buy a book that hasn't quite been written yet. With your help it will be. You can now relax and enjoy watching me write it. I, on the other hand, have some serious work to do. Not that it will be very serious you understand. In fact most of it will be very silly. Well that's what you get for buying an unwritten book I suppose.
Do look in here whenever you're passing and find out how I'm doing. Your book will be along shortly...
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