Escape Everything!

By Robert Wringham

Tired of the everyday grind? We say: Goodbye to all that

Saturday, 27 September 2014

How to Quit Your Job (Idler)

So we broke the 40% barrier. Boosh! Not bad at all. But we won't see the book in print until we hit the big One-Zero-Zero. So I have a request: please tell someone else about this book--a friend,  perhaps someone you think is in especial need of an  escape from work or from consumerist hell --and encourage them to pledge. For this, I offer my thanks.

Anyway. From now on, I'll post to The Shed various articles I've published elsewhere in order to bolster our little campaign here. It'll all build up into a kind of scrapbook of the campaign as well as give you some original content to enjoy in advance of the book coming out.

Here's the first of these posts: an article I wrote for the Idler website last week, complete with photograph of your author in repose. Big thanks to Tom Hodgkinson for posting it:

How to Quit Your Job (Idler Online, 2014)

Having a job, if you’ve a brain in your nut, isn’t much fun. It’s boring, demeaning and disconnected from your personal values. But you know this. You’re an idler. As long as there are rivers to fish or clouds to admire, you’ll never be satisfied with a life of alarm clocks, dimwit managers and machine-vended sarnies for lunch every day.

Unless you happened to catch me during a period of wanting to be a hot air balloonist, my childhood response to “what do you want to do when you grow up?” was usually “I don’t want to do anything!” Leaving your spirograph at home to go off to work every day didn’t seem like a good deal to me. And the adults would say: “We all have to do things in life we don’t want to do.”

Well, yes. We do. We sometimes have to go the toilet at inopportune moments. We have a duty to join the backs of queues instead of cutting in. We must refrain from poking our fingers into wild animal enclosures, no matter how much we might want to. But some of the unpleasant things we think are necessary are perfectly avoidable. It may even be beneficial not to do them.

We do not, for example, have to go to work if we don’t want to. If you dislike your job (as most of us do, if the surveys are accurate) you might be better of without it. There’s evidence that work kills – and if this is not true, work is certainly boring.

You are free. You have a high degree of agency. Nobody has a right to decide your actions but you. If you liked, you could simply – without explanation – decide not to go to work tomorrow. In fact, I urge you not to. You deserve a day off even if you decide against making a life of it. If you end up regretting the decision, simply go back the next day with an excuse and an apology and your colleagues will have forgotten about it all by lunchtime. Tell them you had the squits. Didn’t they get the voicemail?

You are free. If you liked, you could push away from your desk as soon as you’ve finished reading this, walk out of the building with a mysteriously regal air and never come back. People will be intrigued.


I may be joking slightly but you really could do that. You could even organise a flash mob with your workmates and leave the office vacant and adrift like the Mary Celeste. That would be brilliant. It might even catch on and become a trend.

If, however, you’re a more reasonable person or have moral responsibilities preventing immediate workplace abandonment, there are any number of highly respectable escape routes. Here are three:

1. Financial Independence How much money do you think you need to retire while you’re still young? A lottery rollover? A jackpot? Four balls? There’s no need to assume such impossible numbers. By sitting down and calculating your expenses from this month until the month you’d normally expect to retire (or expire using you’ll see how much you need to buy your unending freedom. It may be surprisingly modest. Once you’re over this shock, you’ll be able to plan accordingly: how to gain this sum of money as quickly as possible – by working, investing, or by replacing expenses with cost-free idle pleasures. It’s in your hands to bring the date of retirement closer.

2. Tolerable Toil There are many ways to earn a living without resorting to the dread of full-time employment. Self-employment – never having a boss again – is perhaps an ideal. When we think of the perfect job, we’re not usually under the cosh of an idiot employer. If you’re not cut out of for self-employment, part-time work at least means being half liberated from wage slavery. Temp work has many advantages too and if you spin the story of a chain of temp jobs correctly, your CV can give the impression of a highly creative portfolio career.

3. Cottage Industry You could learn from idle idol William Morris and set up your own working practice. It’s self-employment by another name, I suppose, but the term “cottage industry” imbues a sense of craftsmanship and personal responsibility, highlighting the romance and truth of “small is beautiful”. Cottage industry allows us to see the value of our work and, often, to benefit from the polished result.

This is just the beginning. Three perfectly respectable escapes from work. They’re so respectable that even your dimwit colleagues and cautious relatives will have heard of them, so you won’t seem like a subversive radical if you enact them. If you don’t mind being seen as a subversive radical there are, in fact, many more escapes from work. And then there are escapes from other depressing areas of modern life: escape from bureaucracy, debt, consumerism, pollution, noise, stress, lethargy. All is explained in the forthcoming idler-friendly book, Escape Everything!

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James Russell
 James Russell says:

Yea and I would suggest you start with your resume. Think about it properly. You really can quit your current job, just like the author says, and start doing anything that you like. But a resume is the first thing that you need to succeed. It should present you in the best way. A resume is the kind of texts that talk about your advantages and positive sides. Check the the resume center reviews to learn more about that subject. You must know all about the resume if you want to be "escape everything".

posted 1st February 2019

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