From the bird genius behind the world famous @ProBirdRights Twitter comes the novel that nobody asked for: DAWN OF THE BIRDS (the book novel for reading about birds). This book uses the revolutionary "hunt and peck" technique to translate genuine Bird Thoughts® into readable Englash. If you're feeling uncertain, ask yourself this: do you have any books on your shelf written by birds? Why not?? Exactly.
Inside the book will be: Poetry about birds Pictures of birds Endorsement of the book by a real live human professor of birdology Birds How to acquisition a bagel: a step by step guide for birds Why a Bird would make the best president of America Pictures of bread Preparing for the bird revolution: what every human needs to know. How to get inside of a Starbacks How to get out of a Starbuck after you were inside. Why cats are the worst animal. Why squirrels are also the worst animal. Bird goes undercover as a human. Who is “Bird?” A startling exposé, by Bird. Why bird are the best animal. FOR BIRD EYES ONLY: the secret plan for the revolution. Celebrities who are actually birds. Fan fiction about birds. “Big Bird:” A sham, or merely a disgrace? 1,458 ways to prepare toast A series of diagrams and charts about birds.
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did you know that birds are better at authoring than human??? without "thumbers" to distraction us we can apply our Brain Thoughts to the important subject like such as how does bread?
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