You’ve wisely invested in a copy of Conversations with Spirits by E O Higgins - but have you given due consideration as to just how you’ll read it?
May we suggest you invest in ‘Foot’s Adjustable Rest-Chair’?
Or, if you’d prefer - and we do - “The Library Lounge” (Patented).
“The Library Lounge” comes complete with:
Newspaper salver,
Cigar-tray,
Multi-use pulley system,
Moustache-wax platter,
Shower-head,
And cheese-board.
NEW!
Now, “The Library Lounge” also comes equipped with a detachable seat – providing access to an Earthenware chamber-pot, courtesy of J&G Meakin & co. (England)
Say ‘good-bye’ to cold-toilet-seat misery!
Now you can ‘reveal yourself’ in the comfort of your own drawing-room, whilst keeping up-to-date with current affairs or enjoying a slice of delicious Wiltshire Loaf!
Buy “The Library Lounge” (Patented) HERE.
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